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I read today  that the two direst jobs in the world are not done by humans even though we have to perform some very nasty things. The two worst and nastiest jobs  are done by the Tooth Brush and Toilet paper and  the Toot Brush has the nastiest job as there are more germs in the mouth in the morning than the ass. I guess this means if you really like someone and their health is important to you you should KiSS THEIR ASS every morning rather than the lips

I just read a story on Yahoo about a woman who just had a 15 lb baby. WOW how long would it take her to feel a little white pee pee after that. She was upset that people ask her if she were having twins. When I find the right sub/slave she will have at least one.  will settle for a 7.5 pounder but hope she looks like  she is carrying twins. Preggies are so sexy

I had someone ask if I were clean      I guess they thought all black men are nasty and smelly and not realise some of us are professional           I dtarted to give a smart ass answer like I bath but cant afford soap      instead I replied I have both a toot brush and toilet  paper and I make both of them nasty on a regular basis            Which brings up the question who  has to woirk harder the toot brush or toilet paper             whixh one hgas the nasties job?

Yesterday was Valentines Day                        This is the morning after                   slaves abd sybs    which hole is sorer this morning?                        If you were mine i can see you dressed slutty walking into a fine resturant on my arm wearning the new knee pads I gave you for Christmas        This shows my concern for my properties knees          they must be kept useable

last night I was at a fine dining resturanr at the next table was a mid to late 20s couple you could tell shge was2 mad about something when she  told him asses are for shitting              I am still laughing                   if se only knew

My back is sore I helped Santa       notHIing nut switches this year              MERRY CHRISTMAS

I saw  a add this morning from a young woman with very very skimpy panties on. Why do women get up in the morning    dtrp into a skimpoy piece if cloth then spend all day trying to get a man to pull them off?

A recent very brief conversation with a woman frrom Utah caused me to re access ny profile. My pooaitions are still firm but the reasons why have been tweaked. We live in a Christan nation that tolerates other beliefs. Notic I say tolerates not accept. All faiths have been exposed to our beliefs. All faiths recognise man as the head of the family unit. The ten commandmets weree not meant for christians. They were Gods law to Moses for the Jews. Christian conduct is controlled by the Beautidues which in many ways are more restrictive. God expected us to fail so he sent his son to die for our sins. All of us make mistakes and sin but all we have to do is ask for forgviness. While he said go and sin no more he knew we would so we have to ask for forgivness daily. The one rule that never shanges is the man is head dof his and others have to obey this head just as we all do to God. D/S is the system drawn up by God and must be followed.When a member of the fami;ly fails they must answer to the head of the unit as well as God. It appears what God had in mind is what we have between our thighs is for procreation. Modern man discovered that is sun also. God encourage us to ne merry so that means enjoy sex. If you think you crossed the line you will be weak. When you are weak you fall to your knees. When you fall to your knees you pray. When you pray you ask for fotgivness. Bottom line is enjoy yourself5. If you thin k you have enjoyed too much ask for forgivess.. Women be true to yopur eartht as2 you do to your heavenful pne. When your mastert disapporves expect to be corrected and punished. Punishment here on earth equatws ro prayer but always remember who your earthly master is. He will have to answer to God for your actions.

I have a fenale friend who has no clue about d/. Yesterday she ask if I thought men were superior to women..       My reply was that imn the Farden of Eden it was Eve pixking pine needles from her butt  njot Adan she called me a nut          but if you think about it I am right      They had no beds she got her manmeat on the  ground underneath a  tree

A young man went to his girlfriends father and ask for permission for them to marry. Dad looked at him and said Son no one wants a wife what they want is a model in public, mother in the  kitchen and whore in the bedroom. My daughter is  good looking, you can train her to be a whore in the bedroom but even God couldnt make her a cook            you sure you want to marry her?

I just ran across a profile that said tell me your dream then we will see if we can make it happen    What a  great profile      my answer was a white woman who has slave tenices, My slut, My Whore but with my rinf on her finger and my baby in her belly

Some people have no sense of Humor            I told someone this morning they were not a slut unless the needed to douche with liquid Plumber on Sunday morning and they called me a idiot                    ggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Robin Williams the comedien once said that man had eneough blood to make their cock and brain work but not at the same time                  I agree

This mornin I went to put my pants on and my beelt broke. A clean break. Now the buckle is gone and I have a 3 inch wide leather strap a great tool for errant women. I have a friend who claims to be a Dom. He is married and they have 3 cchildren. She is somewhat obedient and they both enjoy the ekink of this life however he cannot bring himself to give her the whipping, beating or whatever you want to call it to modify her behaviour. Oh yes he can humilarte her, hand spanking, hair pulling etc but we allknow for behaior midification you need more so when she has been reallt bad he calls me to straighten her out.. I cant wait untill the next call I bet this belt will make her a very good girl

I read a study yesterday that said if a woman eats fried cgicjen when pregnant with a male child the childs penis would be smaller.            I wish my mother didnt like Fried Chicken