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Hi! I'm a Capricorn, like long walks on the beach and am curious about very many things. I'm 25 year-old BBW and damn proud of it. I don't see anything wrong with me or other women like me, so if you don't like it, don't message me. It's as simple as that. *I'm kind of a spazz. When I'm around people I don't really know that well, it takes me a while to warm up, let alone get up the courage to come and introduce myself. If you see me out sometime, will you do me a favor and come find me? It would be much appreciated :D
*I love video games. It's not to be one of those novelty "nerdy girls" who wears big fake glasses (though I do wear glasses for the sheer fact of needing to see). It's more of a I-haven't-showered-in-a-couple-of-days-I-need-to-beat-this-game-to-survive kind of thing.
*I sing and I play the ukulele. My ukulele is named BMo.
*I play WoW.
*Loves playing D&D, more specifically Pathfinders. I love to escape and damn if I don't love to do rogue things.
*I love zombies.
*Love music of all kinds.
*Horror movies are my preferred genre.
*Cuddling, kissing, falling asleep in someone's arms=win!
*Am a HUGE Joss Whedon fan. Buffy, Firefly...the man is just a genius.
*I don't like pickles, olives, mustard, onions, peppers, relish, mushrooms.
*Clowns scare the living piss out of me, so if you wanna negotiate a clown scene or something (you never know!), just count me out, please :D
*I read books. All the time. It makes me happy. I have a pretty extensive library.
*I love sarcasm and intelligent conversation. You get extra points if you can keep up with me.
*I love to work random quotes or lines from songs into everyday conversation, and you'll see me pout a little if you don't catch it. I won't call you out on it, but it'll make me a little sad.
*I LOVE spankings. I'm a spank whore <3
*Chuck Taylors have a special place in my heart. I love to wear them and I think people who wear them are sexy. Just saying.
*The flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz freak me out and yet they fascinate me. Oompa Loompas, not so much.
*I don't like drama. If you have a problem with me or have something to say, just message me or come talk to me, and we'll work it out.
*I'm stubborn and I love to be dominated.
*I like to follow orders mostly :D
*I love hugs, but not church camp side hugs. I'm talking full-frontal bear hugs! Minus the shoulder pat, that's awkward.
*My girlfriend is pretty super fantastic. Not to mention a hot redhead. I count myself lucky.
*I'm a fire rabbit, if you're into Chinese Astrology, the luckiest of the bunch :D "The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
-Robert Frost "Oh, but one day soon
I'm gonna grab you by the collar and
Kiss you all I want"
-The Hush Sound Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
Alice: And how do you know that you're mad?
The Cat: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?
Alice: I suppose so,
The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad. "I've got your runaway smile in my piggy bank, baby- gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes." -Boys like Girls
chrissie78
 
 Age: 35
  Utah