So... I have "closed" the account a year ago. Or so I thought: got a "new message" notification today. Is this Collarme's way of maintaining a claim of "The largest BDSM community on the Planet?"

Oh, and it looks like CM does not like competition: all the mentioning of another BDSM site in profile gets removed. Surely we can find a way around this: Fеtlifе is its name.

Wow, I have been here for more than three years already... With very little - if any - productive results. Perhaps it's time to shut down this account.

Saw some male subs putting up pictures of F/f action. So... Are you sure you are a submissive or are you simply enjoying the show?

Another favorite message in a profile: "no one liners". Do people understand that that is also a one-liner?

"I don't want anyone old enough to be my father, so no one above 30!" After doing some basic arithmetic, I have reported her profile as underage. :)

Another sad observation: if a profile says "I am a young girl/boy", the person behind it is 45+... Middle age crisis?

"Any institutions ... You do NOT have my permission to use any of my pictures". It's pretty funny when people who have this in their profiles have a national flag as their only photo. Go ahead, sue Switzerland for stealing your profile picture!

"Did you earn a spanking?" - I keep seeing on the profiles. In many cases it should actually read "Did you earn enough to afford a spanking from a pro?".

Why oh why people keep putting scenery and flowers on their profiles?.. Look, when someone says "no picture - no reply", they mean a picture of you, not a picture by you. If you don't feel comfortable sharing your photo just don't put anything there!

I so wish in the "report user" thingy would be an option: "ugly"... Disclaimer: I don't mean anyone in particular. :)

It's a bit weird that if you see a really slutty picture (heels, fishnets, mini skirt etc), there is a 99% chance it is a crossdresser.