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About DieYuppieScum
take good fucking notes, you're gonna be quizzed on this shit:
nietzsche, bondage, dostoyevsky, breath play, das racist, tupac, chocolate chip cookie oatmeal, archer, wittgenstein, richard hell, jello biafra, straight jackets, rubber, michael robbins, guns n roses, chester himes, forced intoxication, crass, brian eno, kate bush, richad ligotti, william s fuckin burroughs, rem, fallout 3, grand theft auto vice city, rainer maria rilke, wallace stevens, frank ocean
ps mad respect to all the financial dommes out there. got nothin but love 4 u, baby. and i mean that literally!
pps england is the fuckin worst, yo. suck it, crumpet-monkeys! |
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walked to the store to buy some vodka to help forget about the giant fucking wasp in my apartment, but then the kinda punkish girl wouldn't sell me any because they can't sell booze until 11 on saturday mornings which is some BULLSHIT, dude. still i wasn't mad at her, it all goes back to the cocksuckin' puritans. flirted with her and she flirted back even though i was wearing the clothes i slept in, but she still wouldn't sell me vodka.
fantasized about her dragging me by my hair back to the stock room and tying me up with plastic wrap and beating me and making me kiss her sneakers and got a boner and walked home with a boner and some bananas but no vodka. |
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there is a huge motherfucking wasp in my apartment right now and i hate wasps. i will find and slay that abomination if it takes me all day! and it might! (i'm pretty stoned) |
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okay first off what kind of bullshit is it that this site requires you to list a race? fucking christ that's regressive. who designed this shit anyway, the human resources department for sterling cooper draper pryce?
and all i can put is "caucasian." you make me specify a race and then the best you can offer is "caucasian?" fuck that. how about "waspy motherfucker." how about "fuckin' blueblooded preppy scumbag who'd rather struggle as a broke-ass aspiring writer than take handouts from fuckin' great uncles and shit?" how about, "come a little closer so i can ram my lily white pedigree right up your sphincter?" or how about just get your head out of your fucking ass and realize it's the 21st century when you design your little backwater-of-the-internet site? hmmmm? |
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