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Female Submissive, 41, Antelope Valley, California
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Female Submissive, 48
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About daydreamdaddy
this will be brief, i'm somewhat distracted by this plane i'm flying.
i am....emotionally dynamic and spiritually mellow. i am often seen
scaling walls and crushing ice. blindfolded. i wholeheartedly reject
the big bang theory and usually spend my lunch breaks preaching
my alternatives. i wreck model train sets nightly, rebuild them daily.
i translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees. i've built robots who
refuse to capitalize. my nickname is checkmate. i write award winning
rock operas. i can tread water for 3 days and have climbed 5 irish
mountains. dogma and clowns confuse me. i woo women with my
sensuous and godlike harmonica playing. i dig a pony and can bake
30 minute hash brownies in 21 minutes. i am an expert in stucco, a
veteran in love, and an outlaw in peru. i've survived snakebites and i
highly doubt that the proof is in the pudding. i've never been to jail,
but am writing a book about bankroberry so who knows.
using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
i play bluegrass cello, i was scouted by the red wings, i am the subject of numerous documentaries. when I'm bored, i build large
suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. on wednesdays, after school, i repair electrical appliances free of charge.
i am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. i don't perspire. joe namath is my godfather.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. my bumperstickers all say 'i love morticia adams'. i believe faith perceives truth sooner than experience can, and that
the sixth sense, courage, always finds the way to triumph.
i can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I bat 700.
i once read paradise lost, moby dick, and david copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
i know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA and have seen the WHO
live 53 times.
i sleep once a week; when I do sleep, i dream in algorythms and plot world peace. while on vacation in spain, I successfully negotiated with a group of terroristswho had seized a small bakery. my bills are all paid and i no longer smoke crack. i bleed coffee, brandy, and sex.
on weekends, to let off steam, i participate in full-contact origami. years ago I discovered the meaning of life. i've been on 'cops' and it was me who really bought the last golden ticket.
i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a bong and a toaster oven. i own prize-winning clams. i have won bullfights in san juan,
cliff-diving competitions in sri lanka, and spelling bees at the kremlin.
i have a strong distaste toward people who lie, cheat and steal. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
i am adrenalyzed by discourse and rarely lose an argument. i believe anything
is possible except the apocalypse.
i read, i write, i ponder. i laugh, dream, fantasize. i drive through yellow lights.
~to be continued~
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