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Male Switch, 37, Belfast
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Male Dominant, 21, Brooklyn, New York
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About crzymed
Sweet submissive pain slut seeking a strict Dominant woman. My favorite things are cbt and floggers.
My perfect woman would be sane, smart and sadist.
I am married to a woman I met on cm and we have an open, poly relationship. She is more into bois and I am more into pain, so we play with others.
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cant wait to go to the new dungeon tonight in Milwaukee and to the 1st annual Fetish Ball its going to be a blast. |
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Awoke this morning to my wife saying "honey have you seen my strap-on" as she is packing to go play with her sissy bois tonight after work. |
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So my beautiful Domme wife went play with her two sissy subs tonight. But she locked me in Chasity tonight so I can't play with myself. |
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I am now officially a Nurse. I passed my boards last week. now i am ready to take care of my own wounds after a sadistic Domme has had her way with me. |
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Love is cleaning and organizing sex toys over coffee on a saturday morning!1 |
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  WOW what a weekend!!!!! I was invited to play at the LRA friday night by my Domme friend who proceeded to beat me sensless and loved every minute of it. I actually wore her out hehehee! Then I attended the Continumm Event saturday night and had a blast again. My arse is black and blue ;). Ahhh still in sub space I think. |
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It's my birthday and I am in need of some birthday spankings/beatings any takers. ;) |
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True Masochist to a True Sadist: Hurt me.
True Sadist to a True Masochist: No. |
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Weakness of body or spirit brings defeat!
anonymous |
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One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him." |
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Just rechecked my ass and it is no longer white but red and PURPLE. Thanks to a lovely session last night. I was able to get that wonderful space called subspace FINALLY! I have a high tolerance for pain and usually do not get a chance to get there or it takes a long time. Last night i got there and wow what an experience my Mistress I was playing with spent a good fifteen minutes with me there as she used a dragon tail whip on my arse. As the blows landed I didn't feel them. I was numb and in an euphoric state. What wonderful feeling. Thank you Mistress. |
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I don't think I have ever been more proud to be an American than I am today!!! |
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Just looked and ehmmm yeah my ass is WAY TOO WHITE!!! |
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You May Be a Submissive If...
If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.
If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.
If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year, you may be a submissive.
If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's, you may be a submissive.
If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).
If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)
If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.
If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive.
If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom, you may well be a submissive.
If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
http://houseofdesade.com/humor/umay.htm |
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 Happy New Year!!! |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND SEASONS BEATINGS To all of the Beautiful Dommes and subs on CM!!! |
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Brrrr!!!! I am soo cold, I think I need my ass beat to warm me up.... nah I just need my ass beat but wha the hell its worth a shot!!! |
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WHY?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) |
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 You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography.
- You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't.
- Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that's an acceptable risk.
- You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography.
- You call people other than your Father "Daddy."
- Reading the word spanking makes you blush.
- Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.
- You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats.
- Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.
- Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore.
- You own and use handcuffs, but aren't employed in law enforcement.
- Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.
- Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.
- You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
- Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
- You give a new song a rating of 65. It's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
- You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
- You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
- Canning season gets you *really* excited.
- You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor guy needs a PERSON to cane.
- Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.
- You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
- Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
- Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.
- They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at four local leather shops.
- You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
- Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying |
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." |
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'A rose that has fallen into the current of lilfe has turned arye' |
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