What can I say about myself? Plenty, at least as it comes to me. I'm new to this sort of thing. I am willing to learn and, honestly, I am very eager to learn everything about this.
Update: i am looking better in a shirt and tie.
Ok, see, there are some things you learn when you do it for the first time. Like, when you're blading for the first time, you think everyone can see you doing, like you're being completely obvious. Oh, and the sound it makes as it's running across your forehead. It sounds like paper being torn and you think that everyone can see you. But they don't. And then you barely draw blood anyway. Fortunately, like most things, it gets better the more times you do it.
I look bad in a shirt and tie.
I'll do whatever a femdom tells me to do, All I ask for in exchange is if she will brain me with a balsa wood guitar.
I really need to stop looking over my shoulder all the time. Ans I need to stop worrying about little things. It'll all fall into place.
God, I hope I didn't screw anything up. I'm really hoping I didn't. :(
OK, I don't need to be down. Probably just busy with work and stuff. It's all OK.
My raise came through today! Yay! I guess I'm not such a damn fool after all.
Yes, LSU beat down the Aggies!
On a downer, I'm getting ignored by someone that I was talking to here last night. Ech, what can you do?
That's just great. I was talking back and forth with someone for about 30 minutes and then she sees a picture of me and says that I'm too young. I'm 27 for Christ sakes. So then I send a message saying that I'm older than I look, which isn't a bad thing, I think. So now, I find out that that message has been deleted unread. That's just not fair. :(
On the bright side, LSU is winning 28-17 right now. Gotta find an upside to everything. :)
Even if they're not related. :)
Been away for a while. I just noticed that I now have an admirer and a new message. I never got the notice from yahoo. That's odd because that's never happened before.
Or not. I'll have to wait and see.
Aw, Damn! I just whiffed. Oh well, better luck next time.
Odds of success: the drunker I am, the better they are.
Well, I have a hole in my arm. Guess how that happened? I'm also on enough antibiotics and painkillers to see a different reality. It's a negative image for some reason.
Ok, so let me get this straight, if you're not interested, that means that you are to never tell the person that wrote to you that you are not interested. Gotcha. You know who you are, asshole.
Just doing a little experiment.
I've tried asking nicely, but that doesn't seem to work. I don't know why some people here look at my profile day after day and not say anything and I'm a little fucking tired of it. It's the same two people over and over. There has to be a reason for it and I would like to know. Well, I would like to know but I probably won't. So for those two ladies or whatever the fuck they are that keeping looking and that's all, fuck off.
Yeah this is stupid to write, but I felt like venting.
I have really got to find something more interesting to tell about myself. Yeesh.
Who would have ever though that a little gold robot puppet that looks vaguely like Jack Elam would get so many views? :)
There sure is a lot of pay for play around here. I wonmder if it's worth it? That's a rhetorical question, btw.
Does anyone know what it means if a person or people are looking at your profile for over a month and haven't sent you a message yet? If anyone has an answer please let me know.
That isn't a rhetorical question, btw.
Don't you just hate it when you get the skin of a pumpkin under one of your fingernails?
Just adjusting my weight to reflect the fruits of my workouts.
Ah, the feeling of having someone not interested in you.? I'm an expert in that. :)
Yep, it's over officially.?
LOL Bruce Pearl!? It's funny how lies lead to more lies which lead to more lies.
Not
A
Fucking
Chance.
Burn it all down and start over.? It's better that way.
I think that I'm back to being where I started.
It's looking good for the Giants right now.
LOL @ Ole Miss!? It's good for them to let us know that they aren't very good right now as opposed to waiting until October and getting everyone's hopes up. :)
It's getting to be that time of year.? I can't wait!
i never though that i would be making 7.50 an hour and spending the last hour-and-a-half of work peeling stickers off of peaches. ?
The Saints are looking good, even if it is a pre-season game.? I have no idea why an Alexandria, LA station is showing the Texans' feed.
Shit, Zac Lee signed with the Dodgers and is leaving LSU more than likely.? OF course, I'd leave too if I was offered? a $5.25 million signing bonus.
Thank you Miss Lindsey.? I am eternally grateful to You.
I may have a chance to save this.? Here's hoping.
So, I've waited for this to happen to be for a while and I may have blown it in five days.? Go me!? :(
The only way this can get worse is if Zac Lee signs with the Dodgers.? LSU is screwed this year if he does.
"Not looking, because I am now under consideration."
I never though that i would post that, but I have. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great, so that makes me what, 0-10 here?? Why do I even bother?
I've really got to stop wasting my time.
I am feeling confused and irritated.? What am I supposed to do when I have someone who looks at my profile every day and then send that person a message and then that person doesn't respond?
Have I mentioned that we messaged each other back and forth for two weeks and then suddenly I get no response from that person?? No?? Well, now I did and I am getting pretty goddamn tired of it.
Off to kill the green turkeys.? Maybe some Cappies too.
I knew that things were going too good.? First, my hours at work got cut.? Now I'm working 24 hours instead of 35-40 hours a week.? Second, someone that I was talking to just stopped communicating with me.? I don't know what happened.? I was hoping that it would lead to something.? I guess not.? Oh well, what can I do?
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Hate world, revenge soon.
so i found someone that is actually in the lifestyle and shes a sub.? she contacted me and it took her about 5 pm's before she figured out that i am a sub too.? what a waste of time.
A fucking hiring freeze?? I have absolutely no luck.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!? I'm actually going to be gainfully employed in about a week!?
Chalmers: Thank the Lor - thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A
prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no
place within these walls, just like facts have no place within
organized religion. Simpson, you get your wish: Flanders is history!
-Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9". Bronson: [in a hospital bed] I wish I was dead. Oy!
Awww, this is Bronson Missouri!
-Hey ma, how bout a cookie?
-No dice.
-This ain't ova.
Now I'm going to Emmett's Fix-It Shop...
To Fix Emmett.
Captain's Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night... my
hiatal hernia is acting up again. The ship is drafty and damp; I
complain, but nobody listens.
I should have shown him Electric Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer.
I just came to tell you, Zoidberg is great. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo.
Well, that is where it comes out.
Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out! Ooohahahaha!
Uh
oh, two Independent Thought Alarms in one day. The children are
overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the
classrooms.
I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.
Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department "Rescue Phone"!
If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To
choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered,
or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.
You have selected "regicide!" If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press one.
Every time I see something Gorean, I just find it funny.? I wonder why that is?
"Around the knuckle" "over the? gums" "Over the finger" "look out stomach, here it comes"
You can always take another turn. Oh, by the way, SLEEEEEP!
If
the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that
girls should stick to girls' sports! Hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing,
and such and such.
"What are you looking at?": The innocent words of a drunken child.
All this drinking, violence, destruction of property? Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin.
Eat up Martha
No offense dad, but your half-assed under- parenting was better than your half-assed over-parenting.
But I'm using my whole ass...
Lisa: Keep on truckin'? What does it mean? Marge: I didn't know then and I don't know now.
Hey, it's that guy your are!
Homer: *chows down on expired meat* Ooh... stomach churning...bowels clenching... not much time...
*collapses*
Must... finish... *continues chowing down on expired meat*
And the talking coyote was just that talking dog over there. Wait. Dogs can't talk.
Woof!
Damn straight.
Bart: And God bless Mom, and Dad, and Lisa, and Maggie. And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob.
Marge: Bart, no!
Bart: It's him or me, Lord.
Marge: You can't ask God to kill someone.
Homer: Yeah. You do your own dirty work.
I'll be happy with whatever you serve so long as it doesn't taste like Orange Drink fermented under a heat lamp.
...That would be the Latour then.
Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like
you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy
middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky
stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the
so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards,
and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer
Simpson?"
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
Tell them they'll live to regret this. YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS!
Oh, thanks a lot, now I look crazy.
I'm great at fucking up.? I always seem to ruin a good thing at the worst possible moment.
Well, I guess I just don't cut it for some people.? It's not the first time and it won't be the last. Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power?like God must feel when he?s holding a gun. Homer: You don?t like your job, you don?t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That?s the American way. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out
of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I
forgot how to drive?
Anyone want to take a guess where these quotes are from? :)
Oh if anyone get pissed off about it, then you are taking it too seriously.
Around the world and up your block, no more bullshit.
Hi, this is George Takei and I gotta tell ya, you all are being a bunch of fucking bitches lately.? I'm sick of listening about how? hard you work and how difficult it is to wake up at 4 A.M. every day.? Cry me a river.? tens of millions of people get up at the same hour for $25,000 dollars a year and they don't get 800 weeks of vacation every year, either.? It's not like you have to work with Bill Shatner fer chrissakes, then you'd have something to whine about.
I was just wondering if it is wrong to want to be in a relationship and not just wanting to be used.? Input is appreciated.
Duke Phillips:
Why the hell do you have to be so critical?
Jay Sherman:
I'm a critic.
Duke Phillips:
No, your job is to rate movies on a scale from "good" to "excellent".
Jay Sherman:
What if I don't like them?
Duke Phillips:
That's what "good" is for.
Duke Phillips:
Thank you, Jay. After I die, you can eat my brain. It will give you power.
Orson Welles:
Rosebud... yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit.
I'm tired of being led down a path and then the leader bails out on me with no explanation.
Zapp: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing! Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper. And, er, bring me a rock.
Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.
Note to self:? do not send a picture of myself, ever.
Leela: "I feel like I just went ten rounds with Mighty Thor."
Fry: "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus."
President Truman: "Why have you come here? Are you planning on making some alien-human hybrid?"
Dr. Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Dr. Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a 'no'..."
Ah Sunday night college football, even if it is Conference USA football.
Hey has anyone else gotten a weird message from robenson918?? ?? It's about some job offer.? I was just wondering.
Say yes or no.? Say something goddammit!? I hate wasting my time.
?"Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows!" [Fry]?
?Hubert: "Hey Dad - bite my shiny metal ass!" Professor: "What? Such an activity would be most uncomfortable for both of us"?
?Bender [singing]
Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!?
Leela: Why did you bring us here?
Dr. Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?
Professor Farnsworth: And remember, don't do anything that
affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which
case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
Leela: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Fry: Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
Around the world and up your block, no more bullshit!
Bender: Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
[Morbo's wife is adjusting his tie.]
Morbo: Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
Ndnd: For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs!
Lrrr: She also liked to shut up
Burns: This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built
on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic
rituals, witch burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer: *shudder* John Denver.
My
fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but
tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Ha! Now you're trapped in my world! A crummy world full of plot holes and spelling errors!
Haha! Big brain is the greetest! Now I will leave for no raisin!
Professy will help! Oooh, fire indeed hot!
I have ridden the mighty moon worm!
Ssssapphiresss?
With those I could open the gate of Karash!
Wait! I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn...
I'll say!
But in this case I just don't think it'll do any good.
That's what she said!
Mmm, this jerked chicken is good! I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
It's used to it!
I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!
Just like at the movie theatre!
One of these days, Ndnd, one of these days! Bam! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8!
I'm not looking to pay for services.? I want an actual relationship.
Now for something more upbeat.
Martian: I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
Zapp Brannigan: Take me to your leader!
Martian: Moving along...
Zapp Brannigan: [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the
octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter,
while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then
the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his
acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
Would it be wrong to say that if I could find a Domme here that does not ask for money or wants me to join a paysite that I would fall in love with her? ?
Does everyone here ask for money?? Seriously now.
Hey, here's something you don't hear everyday.? I had someone threatening to send the FBI after me.? The best part is, it's from a scammer!? Oh, the fun never stops here!
Good to see Florida State found their offense in the second half. ?
UNC/North Carolina tonight.? That could be a painful game and I'll still watch it too. :)
The end is near, I can feel it.? You know it's bad when you can only find people demanding tributes and the only people that contact you aren't real people.
The Giants got taken apart today.? I'm so happy!
I love being told to do something and then the person who told me to do it not following through with their part.? It seems typical of this place.
Ahh... Hulu.? It's so awesome.? How awesome is it?? Well, I can find Robotech, Gatchaman, Magnum P.I., and Barney Miller all on one channel.
Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink
We wouldn't have a tire-fire or a mid-sized roller rink
We wouldn't have our gallows or our shiny Bigfoot traps
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!
Quimby- if you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!
Paid for by the Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee.
"There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
"Isn't the Max Power way the same as the wrong way?"
"Yes, but faster."
Wow, the Jets-Dolphins game is pretty good right now.
What happened to the Redskins?? I didn't think that they would be bad this year.? i didn't think they would be good, but I didn't think that they would be bad.? I like Jim Zorn, but he really shouldn't have been made a head coach without having been a coordinator.? That's just my opinion, though.
The Titans just got taken part by the Colts.
LOL @ the Red Sox.
Looks like KC showed up to play today.
Sad that LSU lost last night.? We still don't have a QB that can play consistently.
LOL @ Georgia's defense.
LOL @ Crompton.? Even when he plays good he plays bad.
And then Tennessee gets a punt blocked at the end of the first half.
Tennessee's offense has actually shown up in the first half.? Crompton is actually playing like a real QB.
Guess what movie I watched today.
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown...
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's
a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any
trouble!
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
Yes it's true.
This man has no dick.
I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a
couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men,
I've seen shit that'll turn you white.
LOL at the Red Sox.
Also, LOL at Missouri at blowing a 13 point lead in 15 minutes.
Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police? Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent? Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that. Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing? Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes. Kent: [pause] Well, touche'.
Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind? This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be. So, professor: would you say it's time for everyone to panic? Professor: Yes I would, Kent.
Barney: I'm with you, Homer! McAllister: I be with ya too, matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe: You're the man, Homer. Apu: You should do it. Otto: You're the man, man. Abe: I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first I was just filled with vinegar. Homer: Hmm...sorry, Dad. You're too old. Abe: [stammers] Too old? Why, that just means I have experience. Who chased the Irish out of Springfield village in aught four? Me, that's who! Irish man: And a fine job you did, too. Homer: Aw, Dad. You've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man now, and old people are useless. [tickles Abe] Aren't they? Aren't they? Huh? Yes they are! Yes they are! Tee hee -- Abe: Stop it! That's a form of abuse.
style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer.
"Leaders are for fools who need to follow."
Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to know why. Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices? Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington? Advisor: Some sort of gypsy curse?
Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day. Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him? Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.
Well, it's time to shut it down.? I've seen to much bullshit.
This quote sums up how I feel some days:
Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what? For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on a _team_. Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I -- I can't compete with that stuff.
style="font-family: times new roman,times,serif;">Code? Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura. Now get down there with the chamois triple time!
Ah the smell of rejection. ?? Hell, I don't even get a response.? Par for the course.
Could my mood get any worse than it was last night?? Let's find out.
"I thought we were making a connection".? Yeah, sure.? So did I, but that was before the fourth message she sent me that asked for a tribute ($100, at least).? That's bullshit.? At least the Dommes asking for tribute here are upfront about.? This one though....
This is why I'm giving it up.? I can't deal with this any longer.? It's just not worth it.
Well, it's time to throw in the towel and stop searching. ? I've looked and looked but found nothing but bullshit artists or "pay me $100 to continue" types.? The first type I can't stand and the second type I could deal with if I was employed, but I'm not right now.?
Great win for the Saints and a great job by the defense.? They made Sanchez look lie a rookie today.
Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before
the start of the rainy season. And remember - a shiny new donkey for
whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya?? ??And by that I mean it?s time for the worker of the week
award.?
Big game for New Orleans today.? At least, I might get an idea at how good the Saints are as they play the Jets today.
Minor radiation leak.? Roll up windows. Have a nice day.
LOL at A&M.
Great win by LSU!!!?
LOL at Clemson and North Carolina.? Losing to Maryland and Virginia is really, really bad.
Let's see.? I'm a mason, a communist, president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason, ah here it is, stonecutter.
I'll take that, and I'll take the communist one too.
Hawaii didn't show up to play at all last night.
Weaseling out of things is important.? It separates us from the other animals-except the weasel.
Great game by Pierre Thomas yesterday.
Saints go to 3-0!? Woooo! :)
Ahh, Sundays in the fall.? It doesn't get much better than this.
Down goes Texas Tech!? Wow, it's been a wild Saturday!
Houston's fighting hard against Texas Tech.
Oh Cal, you just keep on choking.
LOL at Miami.
BTW, blocking because you don't want to let the other person responds means the blocker is a pussy.
Wow, what a game between Mississippi State ad LSU!? I hope Miami/Va Tech can match it.
Georgia Tech played much better today, especially on defense.
Mega Man 2 by the adventures of Duane and Brando
I'm a super fightin' robot from the year 2010. On a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again. See all these robots were created to make the planet safe. 'Til Dr. Wily double crossed us and set fire to the place. Dr. Wily had other plans to take over this bitch. Re-programmed my brother and stole all them shits. My name is Mega Man on my jet-dog Rush. Got a cannon arm for y'all, now keep your mouth shut, c'mon! Ve interrupt the program vith terrible news. Dr. Light has been kidnapped by, GUESS WHO?! DR. WILY THAT'S WHO! I'M COMING AFTER YOU TOO! Wrong. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE DOOMED! Thanks Wily, it's not like I got shit to do. Why not waste all of energy, fuckin' with you?! C'mon Rush we gotta go and save Dr. Light. And then teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right, alright?
Hey bro, Proto Man here, so what's up? I got eight of my buddies built, for messin' you up. But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that bro. I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go. SURE. Choose carefully you motherfu-. NO. Why you gotta interru-? NOPE. Nuh-uh. Don't think so.
If I'm gonna win I'll have to upgrade my shit. Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips. Charge my power beam when I enter the room. And then boom-ba da-boom-boom boom-de-boom-boom. To the windows, to the wall. 'Til the sweat drips from my balls. I'm beatin' ya down to the fuckin' ground. I got a Mega Buster for y'all, cmon! Metal Man will rock your shit! You're hit don't you forget it bitch! Throw a saw blade into your face! Let's face it you will taste my razor blades! Umm, whatever you're the first boss bitch. I don't even need a special power to take your shit. Yeah you're right, I'm no big deal... One shot from my arm cannon, your power's a "steel"- DEAD.
I'm comin' to get you, fffucker. Stop yourself... Hey there freak these freakin' woods are mine. The name is Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines. Bitch I upgraded my cannon with some Metal Blade's for 'ya. Fuck Mega Man I'm the forest-a-destroya! You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves. I'm Mega Man punk, don't you know me? BELIEVE IT. I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your ass. Jump over that shit, then your ass is grass- DEAD.
Two down, six more to go- beat you in a flash bitch, there 'ya-. FLASH! Ahh... You fool, Flash Man in the House and I'm breakin' the rules! No fair I'm frozen in the air. Time's on my side, no time to spare. 'Bout to shoot these Metal Blade's straight in your face. Put all of Wily's robots in their place! Leave you there so long you rust. When I'm done here all that'll be left is dust. My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most. The trendsetter with the blue suit, you're toast! Umm, I got a blue suit too? At least I'm not as silly as you. I'm gonna throw this Metal Blade and cut a hole in your ass. I think I'll have my dog Rush take a picture of that, DEAD.
The name's Bubble Man and I got somethin' to say... DEAD. I'm not fuckin' with you.
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane. It's Air Man bitch, and I'm bringin' the pain! I got a fan installed, in my grill, no lie. I'm gonna blow your ass straight off the map, GOODBYE. Beat you breathe you make you Co2. Blow all you want my Leaf Shield repels you. So blow me phony, your whole act's baloney. You don't even pose a treat I'm not frettin' it homie. SHIT! I'm as useless as Bubble Man. Wow that's fuckin' pathetic my leaves jammed your fan- DEAD.
I'll sneak up, and hit ya like a fuckin' tornado. Puttin' Crash Man in the trash can like yesterday's tomatoes. C'mon now... Crashin' the party it's Mega Man baby. Mega Man's in the house! Quit messin' around... It's all gravy. I... will fuck you up. I'monna fuck you up, Mega Man. You can't catch me! Totally total your ass, I ain't messin' around. I... will throw a bomb, and then I will jump around-. What's that sound I hear? That shit's the wind and it's pullin' ya down.
I'm Quick Man dressed in red. I got a yellow boomerang, attached to my head. Look without the guilt I'll fuckin' drink you in milk. For tryin' to destroy this planet we built. Oh c'mon Mega, don't be sour! What I lack with speed I make up for in POWER. You can't touch my turbo skill. With the Crash Bombs, I'm comin in for the kill- DEAD.
Anyone got a light? I need a cigarrette. Here 'ya go bro. Bitch you're gonna regret. Uhh, one more boss, don't forget, I'd love to stay, but I gotta jet! 'Sup Heat Man let's do this fast. My pussy-ass brother just bailed on your ass. It's time to blow bubbles, the bad kind though. Don't get too close, I might blow. Who knows what flows from the Earth? I DO! I'm gonna spew red goo all over your shoes. I got a face for radio and a box for a suit. Capcom really didn't spend much time on you. NOPE. Check it out, I'm tired of you. I gotta get to Light before his time is through. I got my cannon ready, I got huntin' to do. I've got more hot than a cow has moo. I will burn you with my flame! Zippo is my middle name! I'm done fuckin' around, eight-bit clown. Here's a bubble have fun six feet underground- DEAD.
I'm comin' to get you, you German bastard! You will never make it through my fortress, Mega Man. I'm taking over the world! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shit, c'mon Rush we've gotta make it through the castle. Over the ladder and make it to the battle. Dr. Light needs our help and the world needs his genius. Wily can suck a penis! J-J-Jump over the roof. Charge my cannon and shoot. Come and face me like a man you old coot. I'm tired of fightin' robots and cleanin' up your messes. I'm takin' out the trash, it's time to learn a lesson. So come down to the ground out of your spaceship. You ain't got the BALLS to be fuckin' with this shit. After I take you I'll rip outchya brain! They won't even remember your name, c'mon. You fuckin' meanie, you 10-pound weenie. To get the world you'll have to go through me. My name is Mega Man you can call me "Rock". 'Cause I'll be rockin' your shit up and down the block. And that's how we ROLL. Need my help? Nuh-uh, get back in the kitchen, shit is under control. It's a man's world baby, don't be flashin' ya vag. Here's my back hand bitch you got a prob'm with that? Saw blade the Mecha Dragon I just won't quit. Quick Boomerang the Guts Dozer hit the switch. Mega Man motherfucker and I'm rockin' this bitch!
Mega Man! You're right on time. I will annihilate you once and for all. You're mine! I'll shoot you down from the sky, you'll never take me alive. With these Metal Blade's I'm packin' you'll die, that's no lie! Join us Mega Man we could take over this place. Dominate the human race. Face it you could always be replaced! You old geezer, I'll take your ass down any day. You'll never be as smart as Dr. Light is any way! You're artificial Mega Man, what do you care? I'll tear the world apart without you I hope you're prepared. What the fuck?! You're an alien, you've gotta be kiddin' me. You nut sack don't fight back I'll embarrass you E.T. Dr. Wily phone home! I do love Reeses... You're nothing but a thesis, I'll blow you to pieces. Check it out, here's my bubble, I'm down with ya crazy. Now get on your knees and cry like a lady! DEAD! ...Yer mother.
I fucking hate people who take themselves too seriously.? Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself, it's fun!
Castlevania by the Adventures of Duane and Brando
Armed with a whip and a fuckin' stake. I'm gonna find Count Dracula and seal his fate. With a one, two, three, HAHAHA! Annihilatin' zombies on my way to the gate. It's Simon Belmont, the vampire slaughtera'. Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of 'ya. I'm callin ya...out. Takin' ya... down. Killin' you again puttin' you back in the ground. I'm not fuckin' around I'll throw a knife in your face. I'm gonna kick your ass all over the place. It's a disgrace, and you know that I'm comin'. Even though in the next game I'll be replaced. Uhh, whoops! I don't know that yet. But I'm the illest fuckin' cracker that you've ever met. Get it? *whip crack* That shit is funny. Now I'm gonna wreck your castle and take all your money.
I'm gonna take you down... I'm gonna take and put your pale ass in the ground. 'Cause I'm comin'. All this talk... is getting on my nerves. I'll make you eat your words, then I'll eat you for dessert. You'll never defeat a god-like beast as I... I will make you cry. You're brave, Mr. Belmont... but you're a fool! To think the Prince of Darkness less than cruel. Never underestimate the pain in my heart. I'll strike you down with my stare, and you're back at the start! Goin' down to Castlevania. Test me again and I'll tear you apart. Goin' down to Castlevania. Gonna put this stake inside your- Simon Belmont, in the house. Gonna tear you apart, from the inside out. Fight off the monsters and make it to room. Where you're gonna meet, YOUR DOOM. Gonna break it down gonna stake ya now. Gonna smash you apart like the Trade Towers. Gonna go to town, show you who wears the crown. You 'n me goin' round 'n round DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! Fuck all the bullshit I'm comin' to get you. You're gonna wish that I'd never have met you! Put your neck in my hand, motherfucker. I'm takin' over this land, motherfucker. It's goin' down bitch, get ready for war. As I put my foot through your fuckin door! HAHAHAHA... yeah.
I'm gonna get you, bitch. You're gonna to catch me. I told you before not to fuckin' test me. You've just made the biggest mistake of your life. Is that right? You'll die tonight Look it's been a long day and I'm wearin' down. Get your ass over and let's finish this now. You think you can defeat me? Please. You're weak in the knees, come and taste my disease. Take this knife to the face. Not my beautiful face! Your days of destruction will soon be erased. Let's face it, your shit is falling apart. How 'bout this stake to the heart? I'm gonna bite you! *Chomp* Owww... you fucker! We're family now. You're forgettin' one thing, Count Chocula... I just put my stake in ya. Yeah, HAHA... Simon Belmont, bitch. Take that shit!... Drac-uh-la... fucker.
Oh, this should be a fun few minutes.? Heh, heh, heh...
I feel this way some days:
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr.
Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt
system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the
legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you
live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with
a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale,
maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna
grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand
new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
That;s from Caddyshack 2.? It's the only worthwhile part of the movie.
Hey all you UK subs out there,? take a look at rickt42uk.? He's actually real!? I know that's a rarity around here, but he actually is.? So give him a look, will you.? And tell him Crooow! sent you. ;)
LOL (begin Marv Alberts' voice)rejected(end Marv Alberts' voice)!
You tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is never try.? Words of wisdom, especially when dealing with those who take themselves way too seriously.?
Ever notice that some of the simple politeness in real life gets ignored online?? I mean, it's difficult to get away with calling someone a pigfucker in real life.? Online it's very easy, because you won't meet with that person face-to-face.? The reason that I'm posting this is because of another site.? What bothers me is that I send a message to someone and they don't even respond.? Now if they have information in their profile, such as likes or what that person prefers, then I can guess why I didn't get a response or not write the goddamn message in the first place.? What bothers me is people that don't put shit in their profile, then I simply message to them what their interests are, and I don't get a response.? That bothers me because I'm a curious person and I want to now why I'm rejected.? That's all, but I guess that's asking too much.
Urge to kill, rising.
Moe, I've seen teams that sucked before but those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.?
I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations,
Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class.
Mr. Dorfman?? Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life,
son.
Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and
an F. A fine example you set!
Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point
average. All courses incomplete.
Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT
ZERO.
Sal and Richard + Tradio Swap Shop christian radio station = pure hilarity! :)
LOL!
LOL at scammers.? It never stops.? Oh well, fuck'em.? I'm usually am mild mannered person, but if I get wronged by a person, then they will know about it right away.
Don't you just hate it when you do something for somebody and then they conveniently start avoiding you so that they don't have to return the favor, even when they said they would?
I'm gonna take ya down, I'm gonna stake ya, and put your pale ass in the ground, 'cause I'm coming!
Fixed for spelling errors.
You're going down bitch,
get ready for war,
as I but my foot through your fucking door.
Haha,
Simon Belmont bitch,
take that shit,
Dracula,
Fucker!
The name's Little Mac, I'm the Punch-Out!! king. I'll float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. That God-damned Mike Tyson ain't got shit on me. Put the gloves on and KO for the world to see. I got the Doc in my corner, he's my right-hand man. I already beat King Hippo bitch, I ain't playin'! I got my special punch ready for you suckers that test me. Knock 'em out in round one. That's how the good Lord blessed me. It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game. I hear you motherfuckers talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing. Little Mac representin', make your move then punk. Five seconds to the bell and then I'm fuckin' you up. It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game. I hear you motherfuckers talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing. Little Mac representin', make your move then punk. Five seconds to the bell and then I'm fuckin' you up. What's up, Doc? *Bleep-bloop speech sound effect* Uh-huh. *Bleep-bloop speech sound effect* Because I told you before, that I'm the Punch-Out!! king. Mike Tyson ain't got shit against me in the ring. See I've been trainin' and buffin' up, I broke Glass Joe's nose. I'm damn good at what I do, this is the life that I chose! See once you step to the Mac you're through. Come in with an attitude and leave with a bruise! It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game. I hear you motherfuckers talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing. Little Mac representin', make your move then punk. Five seconds to the bell and then I'm fuckin' you up. It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game. I hear you motherfuckers talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing. Little Mac representin', make your move then punk. Five seconds to the bell and then I'm fuckin' you up.
0-0-5-7-3-7 baby! Before the 5-4-2-3 for my montage ladies. Like, I don't usually cheat, but the game keeps on fuckin' up. And now I'm back and ready for the brawl, now what's up? See, I've been trainin' for a minute, got my pink suit on. As the Doc always told me! *Bleep-bloop speech sound effect* See I'll keep punchin' 'em out, sendin' 'em down the ring. Don't even front you shouldn't have fucked, with me. Down on the ground, singin' out loud, for sure. Little Mac's in the ring, and I ain't gonna take no more.
I'm gonna rip out your heart and feed it to ya. Then step on your children's testicles. I'm gonna make you scream like my wife. The name's Mike Tyson, I'm the king of the ring. I got my shoes tied tight. My red gloves and I'm bringin' the sting. I'm only 17 but I'm from Brooklyn, nice to meet ya. This town is known for me, the Ninja Turtles and Pizza. I'm discombobulatingly devastating, fuck with me. My defense is impregnable, you got nothin' comin'. Bitch please. You hear that crowd? It's for me. I'm a one man Mike Tyson killing-machine. I'm gonna hit ya. Ow! Why'd you hit me in my face?! See, I'm only 5'1, but you ain't gonna intimidate. Gimme a break, I just wanna fornicate! Well you'll be spittin' out blood with my next hit, okay? Okay, woowoowoowoo. Hey wait a second, I'm confused. When you're messin' around with Mike Tyson, you straight lose. Shit, I got a star, here's my special punch, bro. I think it's time for me to split, 3, 2, 1 KO. It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game. I hear you motherfuckers talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing. Little Mac representin', make your move then punk. Five seconds to the bell and then I'm fuckin' you up. It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game. I hear you motherfuckers talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing. Little Mac representin', make your move then punk. Five seconds to the bell and then I'm fuckin' you up.
I used to listen to this before night games in high school and college.? Shit, it still gets me fired up!
The Police- Bring on the Night
The afternoon has gently passed me by
The evening spreads its sail against the sky
Waiting for tomorrow, just another day
God bid yesterday good-bye
Bring on the night
I couldn't spend another hour of daylight
Bring on the night
I couldn't stand another hour of daylight
The future is but a question mark
Hangs above my head, there in the dark
Can't see for the brightness is staring me blind
God bid yesterday good-bye
Bring on the night
I couldn't spend another hour of daylight
Bring on the night
I couldn't stand another hour of daylight
I couldn't spend another hour of daylight
I couldn't stand another hour of daylight
It's amazing how going to class and smoking Virginia Tech's ass in the ACC title game.? I'm feeling much better
Boy, if I'm fake then I certainly need to check myself.? i certainly don't feel fake and the way I feel right now isn't fake.
Well, it's time to beat the fuck out of Virginia Tech.
Something dawned on me today.? I was wrong to have hope.? I should just realize that I'm nothing special and that I should just stop kidding myself.? Take it from me, aim low.? Aim so low that no one will care if you succeed.
Currently listening to Burning sown the House by the Talking Heads.?
Watch out You might get what youre after Cool babies Strange but not a stranger Im an ordinary guy Burning down the house
Hold tight wait till the partys over Hold tight were in for nasty weather There has got to be a way Burning down the house
Heres your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin overboard The transportation is here Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are Fightin fire with fire
All wet Hey you might need a raincoat Shakedown Dreams walking in broad daylight Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees Burning down the house
It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself Gonna come in first place People on their way to work baby what did you except Gonna burst into flame
My house Sout of the ordinary Thats might Dont want to hurt nobody Some things sure can sweep me off my feet Burning down the house
No visible means of support and you have not seen nuthin yet Everythings stuck together I dont know what you expect starring into the tv set Fighting fire with fire
Fall asleep at 2, wake up at 8.? That can't be good.
Ugh....can't sleep at all. ? This sucks so much. :(
How awesome is Drew Brees or Devery Henderson for that matter? :)
I'm so happy that the Saints handled the Eagles.
i will say this. there is only one female user i have met that is under 25 that is not a scammer.? I could tell because she didn't ry to get me on IM as soon as we were PMing each other here.
Is every female under the age of 25 here a scammer?? I mean really this is getting very annoying. Urge to kill rising...
1 relationship screwed up.? Hopefully not too many after, or at least I'll find someone who will want me to meet her roommates. :/
God bless Drew Brees.? :)
Yay!? i may be getting a job soon!? Sure it's only administering GED test but it's pay and much like a relationship, I'll take what I can get. *hint hint to anyone reading* j/k :) That is if the bureaucracy of the federal government doesn't agitate the shit out of me first.
Currently listening to Bonecrusher-Never Scared (Remix) (feat. Busta Rhymes, Cam'Ron, Jadakiss)?
great song.? the football remix is even better, IMO.
"over the? gums"
"Over the finger"
"look out stomach, here it comes"