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Female Submissive, 28, Boston, Massachusetts
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Male Dominant, 41, buffalo, New York
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About cromulentgasm
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there,
After the day was done
Its very rude of him, she said,
To come and spoil the fun!
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky
No birds were flying overhead-
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand
If this were only cleared away,
They said, it would be grand!
If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose, the Walrus said,
That they could get it clear?
I doubt it, said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
O Oysters, come and walk with us!
The Walrus did beseech.
A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each.
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadnt any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
The time has come, the Walrus said,
To talk of many things
Of shoes- and ships- and sealing wax-
Of cabbages- and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot-
And whether pigs have wings.
But wait a bit, the Oysters cried,
Before we have our chat
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!
No hurry! said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
A loaf of bread, the Walrus said,
Is what we chiefly need
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed
Now if youre ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.
But not on us! the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!
The night is fine, the Walrus said.
Do you admire the view?
It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!
The Carpenter said nothing but
Cut us another slice
I wish you were not quite so deaf
Ive had to ask you twice!
It seems a shame, the Walrus said,
To play them such a trick,
After weve brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!
The Carpenter said nothing but
The butters spread too thick!
I weep for you, the Walrus said
I deeply sympathize.
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchiefs
Before his streaming eyes.
O Oysters, said the Carpenter,
Youve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?
But answer came there none
And this was scarcely odd, because
Theyd eaten every one. |
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