(not in the usa i live in Auckland New Zealand) I suck at messages for instance first contacts so if they are shit tell me and i ll either give a fuck if your polite about it or if your a bitch about it i ll attempt to ram something large and square up your nether region and see how you like it then :) just kidding about the last part i do really suck at first messages tho so bear with me if they sound lame or boring i find it interesting people say i want something more then just hi or hey but if thats how you say hello to someone is that not a greeting if a short one? anyways about me well im sarcastic as you may well be able to tell i love anything with a motor as most guys do im cheeky and evil at times but not so evil as to make a person cry, my favourite saying is my horns hold up my halo and i seem to fit that well in regards to i can be a total gentleman if need be but i also have my naughty darkside that likes to come out and play ;) i m kind and caring but also not averse to bending someone over and giving them a good spanking if they need it :) anything else you want to ask message me and i ll get back to you asap thanks for reading my profile.(ps not in alabama just doesnt have new zealand suburbs for some reason)