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Y'know, I don't really MIND being called a Socialist by people who actually know what it MEANS...

cats on roombas. just google it. ...possibly WAY funnier if intoxicated.

so... i went on a cruise recently. it was everything i expected it to be. take that as you will.

Hodor.

no time for answering individual emails at the mo, crazy-busy weekend! just a quick update to say... 1. synchronous fireflies in the great smoky mtns nat'l park were pretty cool. the mosquitoes that ate me alive were NOT. 2. man of steel suh-huuucks balls. go see this is the end, instead. or like, star trek 2 or iron man 3 again (and again). i did. 3. yes, everbody friend me on FL! same name there as on CM. 4. i bought a bike! there MAY be exercise (gasp! shudder!) in my future. clear the roads, ppl.

words CANNOT express how much i hate and abhor cm's email interface. the damned thing eats my replies probably about 50% of the time, and i'm thinking that MAY just be a conservative estimate. ...and i don't DO conservative. that said, i made myself a nifty new email addy tonight, and if anyone's actually reading this here journal thing i do sometimes, you can contact me direct at: RanndiButternubs@gmail.com (serious bonus points if you get the reference)* *bonus points have no redeenable or monetary value

jfc folks, learn to spell DOMINANT, would you? i hear it's kind of a big deal on this site...

"hypnotism is bullshit!" cried the skeptic. ...because it is. you ppl are just too weird for me sometimes. and that's saying a LOT, because i am extremely weird.

ugh, confession time: i am utterly FASCINATED w/ all the various 'accoutrements' that seem to go along w/ this lifestyle. the gear, the toys, the furniture, the wardrobe, the tools, the equipment, etc. of course, i've never played w/ any of it, but god, i WANT to. ...just let me come over and ogle your toy-box/dungeon, okay?

call me naive, but i didn't expect all the lesbian dommes on here to actually be dudes. silly me.

guess who's back? back again? shady's back. tell a friend. i realize i've just quoted eminem, for no good reason. possibly i am white trash, but i don't THINK so.

today, i am OVER IT. life in general. work. school. kids. responsibility. all of it can get bent. going to be a slug, a lazy git, a worthless lump of humanity. xbox, here i come.

Bwaha. Thank you, CollarMe.com. 'Manwife' is the best word I've heard all day. Must find some way to work this term into casual, everyday conversation, as often as possible...

no one ever asks what CHILI WHISTLE means. ...why is that? did i pick some sort of strange euphemism for some unspeakably filthy and perverted sex act, and everybody else knows this but ME??? y'all would tell me, right? ...RIGHT?

oi. general apologies all around, but i am having a BITCH of a time keeping up with my mail here at cm. not necessarily because there's a lot of it, but because i'm almost always accessing the site with my tablet at work or in class or on the go, and the android operating system really fucking HATES cm's craptastic email and chat interface. chances are you're not being ignored, or blocked, or brushed off, okay? i'm friendly, remember? i just have a limited amount of free time on my hands, and more often than not, i'm dealing with technology that doesn't want to cooperate. it's okay. take deep breaths. just try and relax.

just eyeballed a dom's profile that stated right off: 'i hate small talk, so don't even bother.' ...well, okay. i won't. :-)

blerrgh. 3 days without a cigarette now. i am going to KILL the next person who looks st me sideways.

hey, whaddup, doms and dommes, domerinos and dommettes, dompkins and dommplings! i'm a middle-aged, skittish, body-shy wreck of a person, with absolutely NO bdsm experience. ....does that make you hot?

god... THIS PLACE. none of you are real, are you?

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