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kobe plus kanye equals genius

best commerical ever <3

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some fancy blueberry and ginseng shampoo just arrived from england, but i am not all that happy with my current haircut, so life is a mixed bag right now.

netflix instant removed third rock from the sun IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EPISODE!!! this is my most first world problem of the week!

today was sublime. finished an amazing translation of dostoyevsky's brothers karamazov, ate some intense waffles, and bought the best pants ever at banana republic.

just ordered blueberry, honey, and ginseng shampoo/conditioner from england. i love when my haircare products sound so delicious!

wait i'm supposed to use a food thermometer on a vegetarian microwave entree? who am i, tony bourdain?

todd margaret is a cute show. david cross is a good replacement for david foley, now that david foley is a little too old and fat to be david foley anymore. 

gore vidal "when i read memoirs of people who knew me in my 30s they invariably remark upon how handsome i was. it would have been nice if someone had mentioned this to me at the time."

downton abbey: nice hair. pretty clothes. tory wet dreams.

always nice to be reminded that the brits are even grosser about romanticizing the halcyon days of racism, imperialism, and the class system than americans are about romanticizing our own terrible history. (relax: both americans AND brits are totally gross. nobody is here to argue otherwise!)

i realized today that i do not enjoy skyrim, i simply enjoy leveling up. bethesda has stripped the charm and whimsy away from the roleplaying genre completely with this title and replaced it with an incredibly slick but ultimately grim and joyless compulsion to level up and advance through skill trees. society of the spectacle indeed.

omg i sent someone an email and they did not respond WHAT DO I DO???

i spelled all the words right and everything and still no response. wtf? do i have legal recourse? can i sue? i am getting my lawyer on the phone right now!

omg really?  THEN what did you do????

today i realized the only james cameron movie i have seen from start to finish is piranha ii.

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sometimes i wonder how i would look with a shaved head. i think i am going to keep growing my hair and beard out instead though. this winter feels raw. i need a barrier to keep the world-soul out.

listening to das racist. sipping perrier. craving goat curry. contemplating kierkegaard.

my two favorite christmas movies: gremlins and diehard.

i need a video game to serve as a big dorky timesuck for the winter months. the last couple of winters i've had a fallout title to fall back on, but alas this winter i am somewhat lost at sea. maybe i will dig out my ps2 and go old school with some vice city and some san andreas.

only the illuminati survive ;)

i forgot how righteous the first couple of seasons of burn notice were. makes me want to cut my hair short and order some oliver peoples shades.