Hello!
I have a challenge because I am bored, depressed, and want to make fun of more idiots just now. I will send a nude to anyone who can genuinely make me laugh. This challenge is in effect until 06-01-2018 - though I may decide to extend that later. This is the ONLY way to get a nude from me.
I may or may not send a non-nude picture to people I actually like talking too. depends on my mood.
For anyone who doesn't care about that, good on you! I recommend looking at my vanilla interests to choose atopic of conversation. I don't particularly like short, non-engaging conversations and won't bother to put effort into a conversation if you don't.
Orientation: I am a sadomasochistic submissive switch with pet and trainer interests and a fondness for rope. I can be Domme when I want, but that doesn't happen very often.
Sexuality: I am Demisexual. I do not have any interest in sex for the sake of sex. So far the minimum for such an interest to develop is 1 & 1/2 years. I have no gender preference, and I myself am probably somewhere between gender neutral and gender fluid - I go by female though since that is what I was born and I am lazy.
I am looking for: People to chat with. I don't usually have the motivation for more that a paragraph or two at a time, but I do like more than a single sentence to work with. I am also looking to amuse myself by making fun of idiots who jump into my inbox dick-first; you have been warned.
Vanilla interests: I like crafting, particularly my jewelry. I like to read, write, sing, some cooking, bowl, horseback ride, swim, fish, games, and anime.
Kink interests: I do not associate any of my kinks with sexual interest - they are fun for the endorphins, not for the pleasure. I like fire, wax, knife, electricity, and impact play for masochism. I like non-sexual pet play as/with puppies and ponies, and take on a kitty/neko girl persona sexually on rare occasions. I like to top with rope and electricity, and can also top wax, fire, and knife to some extent but it's not my preference. I am mildly curious about CNC and physiological play, but don't currently trust anyone enough for that.
How I entered kink: I was in love with this guy who was also my best friend. I told him I liked him, regularly, but nothing was coming of it, so I looked online for "how to get a guy to like you". (Be gentle with me, I was like 15, ok!) Eventually I came across "he might be into BDSM" and I got curious so I researched more. Went to my first munch the day after my 18th birthday. :)
Limits: Slave. Humiliation, degradation, ification. Slurs - slut, whore, anything like that. My personal safety - no chopping off limbs. Scat, urine, or other things that squick me - I am fine with blood.
Pictures: I do not like sending them, I will not leave this site to send them (I won't leave this site at all actually) and I probably won't send them to you unless I am a really good mood. Not video either. or calling/voice.
If you read my profile, please add "Fried Avo's" to your message.
For those of you who grumble at that because "you are a dom and don't listen to the requests of subs" - be prepared to be lectured, made fun of, and eventually blocked. It's a basic boundary, and if you can't be trusted to follow that one, you can't be trusted to stop when I safe word. If you don't like it, don't contact me. Very simple.
://www.gofundme.com/LivingAndLife-LGBT
^^^^
Please check it out. I won't ask anyone to donate, but maybe spread it around? Share it on facebook? Thank you!
