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Merry x mas to me !!!! Just got my tree !!! |
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thanks to my best buddy for brining me a bottle of wine and a x-mas tree today
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good morning . . Just FYI I am not the cashier at tim horton's who gets you a coffee in the am. I am a mistress and you guys who try to tell me how its going to be are wasting both our time. |
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WHY AM I STILL GETTING CHAT REQUESTS WHEN MY PROFILE SAYS NO CHAT REQUESTS ??????? I SIGN ON AND I HAVE 10 OF THEM. CAN MEN NOT READ ????? |
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how is it i can't meet anyone without being stood up ?
Whats up . . where are the real guys |
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whats the deal with the shoe fairies ?
They all offer me shoes and waste my time and then disapeer ?
the last guy who really bought me shoes got naked pics of me in the shoes ?
whats the deal guys ? |
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BLACKSTALLION11 must be the same black faker as the previous post . . right after i posted it he emails me with the same grammar errors and retarded line of patter then blocks me . . . why do these guys think F OFF and a block makes them a master of anything |
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Do i have "I want a 12 year old dom" painted on my forehead . . . . u r not a dom at 20 or 24 . . you r a puppy lol |
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a young boy and a pedophile walking into the woods in the dark . . after some way the lil boy looks up and sez "It's scary in here" in a trembling voice. The pedophile shakes his head and sez "what r you worried about, I have to walk back all by myself." |
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SHUT UP BITCH ,,YOU SOUND LIKE A WHORE ,, I BELIEVE YOU ARE ONE ..RIGHT 
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this guy had no idea who anthony wiener is ? when i asked him to google it he wrote this. stupid and lives under a rock ? LMAO |
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THIS GUY SENDS ME 100 CHAT REQUESTS, USES 2 IDS AFTER I BLOCK THE FIRST ONE BEGGING ME TO SEE HIM AND THEN SENDS THIS WHEN I TELL HIM NO ???? |
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A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside. She says to St. Peter, 'What's going on?' He says, 'That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos.' She says, 'Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell.' St. Peter says, 'In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized.' She says, 'That's okay, I've already got holes for that.' |
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AND STILL NO ONE READS THE PROFILE . . INCLUDE A FACE PIC OR DON'T EMAIL ME. If your policy is talk first and then send a pic I have NO FUCKING TIME FOR U |
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lets make this simple . . . if u r on a phone DO NOT EMAIL ME, I PAD the same thing . . . .READ MY PROFILE OR BE DELETED |
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