6/20/2023 4:36:35 AM: choked  on my sandwich today... my nipples got hard..  worried about myself.

6/12/2023 5:22:51 AM: At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me... On a related note... I suck at darts...

6/9/2023 3:51:49 AM: They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles... Now who the hell runs eight miles in thirty seconds!!  

6/6/2023 5:34:20 AM: If reincarnation existed, most men would come back as a spider... so they could finally hear a woman say.... 'Oh my God, its fucking huge'

6/3/2023 6:52:41 AM: Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept... Now that I live alone, it's much more unsettling..