If you crave DISGUSTING and FILTHY, you may just have come across what your dark, deviant mind is seeking. Either that or your pathetic, sorry little arse will rue the day you crossed my path.
If you'd rather spend time, looking for Pokémon, under the delusion that it's doing you good- please pass me by, we won't get on.
I'm quite ordinary and fairly politically correct to the outside world, but deep within there is bleak, dark side few would want to stumble into. IF you do, that is precisely what will happen- you will stumble out, dazed by the brutal barrage, the verbal lambasting the complete abuse and violation of that meat referred to as your body.You will be left emotionally SORE and SOBBING.
Only doormats, potential doormats and possible mental masochists should even contemplate approaching me - and be very sure that this is truly what you seek!
Note- FEMALES only. Also I'm in the UK- not Alabama! 
