Baddsir

where are all the Yorkshire girls gone? lol

Due to timewasters the position of "Baddsir's cherished slut" is once again available, please upload your cv detailing vital statistics, marital status and a photo to this page.

Every application will be dealt with accordingly and a reply sent

thank you for your time and effort I look forward to hearing from you

LMAO

 6am one morning...

Me... I slowly peel back your blouse, exposing your soft silky shoulders and slide My hands under your bra, taking your nipples between My finger and thumb, squeezing gently at first, getting harder as you moan and squirm under My touch.

My tongue caresses your neck and shoulders as My hands slip down your belly and into your knickers, teasing your clit....

hits send....

waits....

waits a bit more...

sees the new message flash up...

her... I just woke up, I have a bad tummy and have trhrown up...

slut gets ready for the meet.

9am... meeting Sir at 6pm, woke up smiling.
10 am... showered and shaved in preparation.
11am.. at the hairdressers, getting my hair cut and styled, hope Sir likes it and makes good use of it hehe.
12 pm... a light lunch as I dont want to feel full.
2pm... painting my toe and fingernails a lovely deep red, Sir's favourite colour.
3pm... standing in front of my bed with half my wardrobe on the bed, do I wear the little black dress, or the skirt and blouse or the red dress, oh my I havent even decided on underwear and stockings yet...
4pm... another shower and applies my make up and perfume and deodorant , checks herself in the mirror hoping he will love what he sees.
5pm... im only five minutes away from the hotel, but I want to be sure im there in plenty of time, so I set off.

Baddsir gets ready for the meet.
9am... gets up eats breakfast
1pm... eats dinner
4pm... shit shave and shower. Squirt of aftershave and deodorant.
5pm... grabs jeans, t shirt and his bag of toys and heads out the door!

Joking by the way :)

I was thinking back today as the term “sexting” was mentioned on the radio, to when I got My first mobile phone. I remember sending this to My then girl as I arrived at work...

sneaks silently into our bedroom as you lay sleeping, slowly peels back the covers and admires your lovely naked body, places a hand gently on your thigh, you stir slightly as I press firmer, then as you eyes slowly open I clamp my hand over your mouth, hogtie and gag you and spank your sexy ass hard before walking out the door grinning evilly.....

hit send....

watched as the reply came back....

Sorry I think you have the wrong number!

There are 6 things Rick Astley will never do:

1) Give you up;

2) Let you down;

3) Run around and desert you;

4) Make you cry;

5) Say goodbye;

6) Tell a lie and hurt you.

no wait, there are 7) Make a decent record!

So yesterday I was asked this question.... “What can you offer me?”

I replied... “I offer myself, friend, Dom, Lover and confidant.

A protector in you hour of need, a shoulder when you need it, torture when you dont. Hell on your worst days, heaven on your best. A loyal and honest communicator. There to praise you when you are good and correct you when youre naughty, firm but fair. A Dom you can always trust and rely on, light in darkness, darkness in light.”

She replied.. “oh I meant financially”

fetbook.it   fun kinky people and a really pleasant atmosphere. :-)

Does anyone know where BngoBongo land is? i wanna book a holiday and it sounds like my kinda place(Picturin subbie asses in a row for me to play like bongoes haha)

there seems to be a sudden influx of women who arent really submissive, but willing to do anything to get a man.

Im certain the "on ya knees bitch" brigade are rubbing their hands with glee.

no wonder genuine submissives are having their inboxes invaded too.

Perhaps they should change the site name to abusemeimdesperate.com

I now have a new favourite phrase... Enough of this twattery!!

Back to work tomorrow... Can't wait! HA!

chatroom here is sooo much fun :-)

A conversation between Me and the nurse giving Me a tetanus shot......

Nurse--  "this won't hurt a bit."

Me-- "OWWWW! I thought you said it wouldn't hurt??"

Nurse--- "Well I didn't feel a thing!" (Said with a cheeky smile).

Conclusion---- NURSES ARE SECRET SADISTS!! BE WARNED! :))

Well, it's been a while since I updated this journal and I am still noticing there are many obviously "fake" nicknames kicking around,,,, see typicalCMfemsub for the perfect example. What happened to "if you dont have anything good to say, say nothing?" makes you wonder about some people's intentions,

What's with all the new tags with "fake" in them? I'm guessing someone can't handle rejection lol

When life slaps you in the face witha wet fish... stick it in a pan and at least have a good meal :)

I suppose I could trawl through every submissive females profile and message them all... But Im not going to. LMAO

holy crap!! Nearly every submissive here is over 5ft8in (anyone gotta step ladder for sale) :)

I am really amazed at how many "low esteem, ugly, fat etc" Their words not Mine) submissives are on this site.

If you can't revel and rejoice in your submission how can you expect a Dominant to?

Sorry to say this folks but you are merely prey for the "on your knees bitch" brigade and wannabes that inhabit what is otherwise a great site.

I for one wont reply to any mail that says anything along the lines of "i want you to..." in the first message so don't waste your time or Mine!!

*steps off the soapbox* LMAO