Daddy’s Jobs:
1. Always check under babygirls bed & closets for monsters. Beating them to a pulp if found.
2. Stroke babygirls face as she falls asleep.
3. Brush babygirls hair as she watches cartoons.
4. Filling a hot bath for babygirl to relax in, then washing her entire body & shaving her kitty.
5. Ensuring that there are ample baking supplies in the house so that they can make cookies together.
6. Washing babygirl’s car and taking out the trash so that she doesn’t crack a nail and ask for your credit card.
7. Have Alice in wonderland style tea parties with babygirl whenever she wants one. (Even if you hate tea).
8. Take babygirl to build a bear at least once a month.
9. Picking out the panties you want her to wear each day.
10. To leave babygirl the fuck alone during the first 2 days of her period (No exceptions).
11. To love her unconditionally.
12. To defend her honor as his own.
13. To tell her every day just how beautiful she is.
14. To protect her from all danger, and make sure that she understands how to stay safe when you are not around.
15. To be silly around her, encouraging her little to come out to play.
16. To hold her tight if she’s feeling sad or down.
17. To spoil her rotten with affection. Because those are remembered more than possessions.
18. To make her blush when you tell her all the dirty things you are going to do to her.
19. To make sure that she always knows who has the final say. It’s Daddy’s job to take the burden of responsibility.
20. Kiss her like you haven’t seen her in a thousand years.
21. To hold open doors for her.
22. To hold her hand as she crosses the street.
23. To smile with pride as she gets all excited about lil stuff.
Oh how I want this
