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| "girls", don't message me, i'm definitely not interested. strictly straight.
warning: if you expect some girl who's open about everything right away, i'm not the one. i'm beyond guarded, so good luck trying to figure me out.
if you have tattoos & a beard, well shit, i like you already.
no picture of yourself? don't expect a reply.
you don't have proper grammar? don't talk to me.
i realize i'm not capitalizing anything, but that's just because i'm lazy, while half of you don't even know things i learned in third grade.
you're a couple, or being with more than one person is your thing? it's not mine, so go away.
you don't like animals? not gonna work. (AS PETS, you freaks, jesus wtf)
you're not funny, and/or you can't hold a conversation? again, not happening.
you want a fuck buddy & not an actual relationship? try craigslist, not me.
anywho - if you think i'd like you, shoot me a message. :*
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