Ankyra

Tsk, tsk, tsk..... 

I'm not a Pro, so why do I keep getting offers of $$?  If I wanted that, I'd go to the sports bar around the corner in some heels and a low cut shirt.  To all the pretend subs, I'm not a hooker--but if I was, you couldn't afford me anyway so why try? 

Always take time to appreciate compliments.  One day they'll stop coming and you'll miss them.

Still catching up on two months of mail, and I feel the need to clarify who can contact me. 

I got a message from a guy who claimed he was a "trader".....as in "slave trader."  Hmmm.  He said that he was representing a slave who was interested in being collared by me because "according to protocol" the slave can't contact me directly.  I just hope the guy didn't pay him for it. 

I've got a few messages that go on and on calling me a goddess and promising worship.  The really bad ones use lower case when the slaves refers to him/herself and capitalizes everything referring to me.  Oh, and begging me for pain, total waste of time.  And don't call me mistress, please.  Please don't write me page after page about how disgusting you are and how you need to be put in your place. Yes, I'm interested in slaves, but.....think the Downton Abbey Butler.  Self assured, confident, dignified, devoted, trusted, irreplaceable, and loved.  Not necessarily a sex slave. 

The name is Kyra.  Anyone--slaves included--may contact me.  For the moment, I'm just here for friends.  I'll talk to trans, crossdressers, bi, straight, gay, or whatever. 

Wow.  I just read a few messages from a findom with new tactic. 

She wants me to PAY her to teach me to be dominant.  Uh....yeah.....I was born like this.  It's my personality.  I told her that I didn't need her help.  She ended up sending a few more messages.  She was "offering" to let me watch via webcam while she humiliated her "bitch slave."  I hate blocking people because it seems childish, so I wrote back and telling her I'm not into humiliation.  "Bitch slave"?  **eye roll** Slaves need backbones and self respect.  Ever met the maitre'd of a 5 star restaurant?  They're confident, not sniveling.  Someone who can serve, but who knows they're the only person who could possibly do their job.  That's cool. 

Anyways, this chick got mad......REALLY MAD.  She fired off a rant about how I'm not a "real" mistress.  I know she's reading this, and eventually I'll see her response on the forum and in my inbox.  I won't block her because she's amusing, and I'm responding to her on my journal so that potential slaves/subs can get a better idea about how I view things.  Here goes:

Lady, you're nuts.  You're an insecure, bossy old woman who is looking for cash.  In your case, BBW stands for "bloated beast woman."  If you can't control what you put in your mouth, how can you take responsibility for another person?  I'm sure that if your "bitch slave" is staying with you, he must get something out of you pissing on him, kicking him, and telling him that he's a nobody.....HOWEVER, just because I'm not going to mentally destroy a person or be physically abusive doesn't mean that I'm not a real dominant, or that I'll never find the type of slave I want. 

OH.....and since she's lifestyle (or claims to be) and that's what I'd eventually like to be, I asked about how often she addresses the slave's needs.  (Like, do you take a few minutes out of the day to talk to your slave to make sure his needs are met?  Or just to ask if he's ok after you kick him in the crotch?)  Her response, "slaves do not have feelings.  It's all about me."  Yuck. 

So....I felt really sexy in my short (but totally classy) black dress.  I looked great.  Then I checked the full length mirror and noticed the giant purple and blue bruise on my knee.  EEECK!  Now I'm wearing grey slacks that make me feel like a bag lady. 

At least getting the bruise was fun.  And no, it had nothing to do with sex.

I spent a few hours tonight hanging out with the undergrads talking about gen chem & organic.  Bottom line:  Carbon is a whore, nitrogen stole oxygen's beer, and everyone points at fluorine because she's such a negative bitch.  Don't you wish I'd taught at your school? 

Lol, bring on the whiskey!

:-)  Just discovered the "hide profile" function & it made my day.  Goodbye everyone with super gross profile pictures!