Phoenix is my ear porn.?
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I live outside the box. ?
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The quickest way to turn me on is to get into my head. ?The most sexual of organs is the brain. ?
It will take a special man to possess me. ?I have boundaries that need to be pushed. ?I?m full of doubts and idiosyncrasies. ?Communication is key.?
No games, no gimmicks, no fear. We walk through this hand in hand, weighing our likes & dislikes learning one another.
I?m smart, witty and charming. You will appreciate those things as I will appreciate you in return. ?I am not meek nor am I a mat to be tread on. I?m not a spineless mouse of a thing.
Understand this: I am NOT a slave. I don't even subscribe to a tenth of that mentality. Do not ask me this question or you will be ignored forthwith.
I also do not use any instant messaging feature or program. Do not ask me this, either...
Be witty if and when you message me. Don't just say "Hi, how are you?" Be creative and put some thought into it.
I'm an ENFP... Link to understanding my personality here:: http://www.typelogic.com/enfp.html
Forty reasons why I'm downright awesome?, written by my best friend. ?She sums me up best. 1. ?You are generous beyond measure! ?I mean, Home Depot doesn't even make a measuring tape that long. 2. ?You have the sexiest gams! ?They remain ever on my "Weird Science" create-a-girlfriend-not-a-nuclear-missile program! 3. ?You stick to your guns... your figurative guns. ?Although, if you had a permit to carry firearms, I'm quite sure you would stick to your literal guns as well. 4. ?You are strong... ?like a Venti quad expresso! 5. ?You have connected me to missing links from my past and introduced me to new beginnings in my future. ?That's Circle-O-Lifeish, dammit! ?There should be a Disney flick produced about you, and a Broadway musical to follow! 6. ?You are courageous! 7. ?You are a loyal friend who has stuck with me through thick and thin... ?but mostly thick! 8. ?You have intoxicatingly beautiful blue eyes (which might prove helpful with 32 on the list.) 9. ?You are committed to having fun! ?It's as though your mind is a traveling carnival providing neon thrills for only four tickets per ride (minus snaggle-toothed carnies of course). 10. ?You are forgiving... ?sometimes granting undeserved second and third chances. 11. ?You are always open-minded, never closed-fisted. 12. ?You maintain confidentiality which is great considering you know all my dirty secrets! 13. ?You inspire others to be better. ?Or at least, you inspire me. 14. ?You are a hard worker. 15. ?You are a nurturer. ?You don't adopt multiple children from third world countries like Angelina, but you take care of your people - your dogs, your friends, your friends' dogs. 16. ?You are a lover of animals (and some might say... ?an animal of a lover!). 17. ?You aren't fake, remaining true to yourself - whether that's exhibiting the brash behavior of a young rebel or the gracious demeanor of a schooled debutante. 18. ?You keep striving to make your life better and better each day. ?I know this because I see the changes you've made in your life throughout the years, another testament to your positive influences on others.? 19. ?You make others feel special and loved just by being yourself! 20. ?You are funny as hell! 21. ?You can drink me under the table! 22. ?You value family and friends. 23. ?You party like it's 1999 even though that was over a decade ago. (And I mean that in a good way!) 24. ?You are helpful (proven when I am dumbfounded by newfangled technology and you help me along or just plain do it for me). 25. ?You make me proud to call you my friend. 26. ?You make perfect gravy! ?I offer strawberry preserves with flaky biscuits each Sunday morning after yet another failed attempt at skillet gravy. ?The result is always dirty bacon grease and clumps of bubbling flour. ?Mmm... ?Kim makes the nastiest-tasting chewy gravy! 27. ?You go for it. 28. ?You pick out the best shoes! ? 29. ?You continue to love even though you have been hurt before. ?That takes all kinds of guts! 30. ?You are incredibly saucy, contrary to your picky taste in seasonings! 31. ?You encourage me to be a better person. 32. ?You intimidate people and that's very cool because I don't have the knack to scare with simply a look. ?You can beat the shit out o' folks with a mere glance in their general direction. ?It's an inherent skill which is often confused with "assertiveness" but make no mistake about it; occasionally you do intimidate. 33. ?You are assertive when you aren't busy intimidating! ?=) 34. ?You are a lover of music and your soul dances to it but not like Elaine on that episode of "Seinfeld." ?More like Pee Wee in his classic"...Big Adventure" (and wearing the white platform shoes too)! 35. ?You are beautiful.? 36. ?You throw the best parties! 37. ?You represent! When you traipse across the globe and I can?t be with you, I don?t feel jealousy. I feel contentment in your representation of smart, sassy, southern-bred American girls and part of me feels like I am there experiencing it with you. 38. ?You give me tough love when no one else will. Thanks for telling it like it is in a loving way, M!
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39.?Your red hair is symbolic of your fiery spirit. It's the best hair color I've ever seen but it's not half as beautiful as who you are to me and so many people.
40. You are grounded but adventurous, proud yet humble? and because you are these things, so am I. Know that in the coming year, when you feel a little weak, I borrowed from your strength and when you feel a little down, you lent me happiness. That?s our friendship in the simplest of terms. This milestone birthday is bittersweet for more than one reason. I am with you and you are with me, whatever life may bring.
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I'm not here to be played with. ?I'm looking for the one who gets me. If you think you fit that, message me.. if not, please don't waste my time or yours. ?Oh, and wait... ?Found this out recently... ?I smoke. ?If you can't overlook it, bugger off. ?If you don't even have the audacity to see past it to even ask if I may want to quit.. Wait for it... bugger off.
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*** If you're married - DON'T BOTHER. ***
*** If you just want to email me and ask me if I have YIM or to get on cam... ?DON'T BOTHER ****
12/22/2011 8:56:26 PM
Cheesy Seventies porn is so bad, it's good.
11/23/2011 10:48:47 AM
My bad habits aren't a personification of who I am. If a bad habit of mine is such a hard limit for you, don't you think it is important enough to ask that question of me up front rather than find out by happenstance and then decide that I'm not good enough?
11/14/2011 10:03:40 AM
Oh my god, I am being such a cunt today.
11/9/2011 5:50:35 PM
Oh my god. So funny. Just Wait until the end.
11/3/2011 2:53:20 PM
People wonder why I'm so jaded and have reinforced concrete walls around myself. It's easier than the hurt.
10/26/2011 7:59:47 PM
I find it increasingly more & more difficult to find what I am looking for. I guess maybe the old adage is true - that you find what you're looking for when you stop looking. However, with that being said, I can't stop looking in fear of missing out.
Let me reiterate a few things here, if I might. Hell, maybe I haven't even said it yet... If you're married - don't bother contacting me. You may think what you're doing is okay, but I don't. I find it appalling.
Just because I'm searching for an Alpha man, a dominant, so to speak, does not mean that I'm going to get on my knees, kiss your arse & call you Sir right off the bat. You have to earn my trust to earn those kinds of privileges from me. I do believe I said that I'm not a spineless mouse of a thing.
Getting pushy with me from the start is more a turn off than anything. GET INTO MY HEAD if you're interested. Telling me what to do will make me tell you to go fuck yourself.
