Alizarin

I don't find that I feel as much like spending time crafting witty intro's to dating sites these days. lol. I'd rather be out gardening, cooking something yummy or drinking a malted scotch.
I'm looking for Mr. Allmost Vanilla. Meaning, generally Dominant but not all that hardcore, or not on a 24/7 basis. Reasonably fit without being nuts. (meaning, no, if your fat, do not write, I can't get my libido working for fat. Have tried, trust me, even if your hysterically funny you can only be around my weight ratios. Sorry, but that is reality)

And don't write if you will not provide current (within 3 mths) photos. Sorry, but cock size does matter too. If you are hung like a hampster I do not care how great you are at oral sex since I'm not all that hung up about getting it, I like at least a medium sized one. No, don't bother writing & quibbling with me as to What size is Tiny/Small. If you are, you know who you are. Just like I know I have thighs, I am not skinny, I am healthy with slightly larger thighs. I'm not Large, but if ya want Kate Moss, I'm not it. Same sort of concept.

Must be Single, employed (well, unless your independantly wealthy in which case I suppose I could make an exception), have some hobbies & interests besides making women beg & watching Nascar. Though I will admit to liking UFC. (very surprising developement the last one..then again, very well kept men grappling half naked on the floor...maybe not. lol)

Yes, I'm bald, nope, don't have cancer or munch carpet. I just like the way it looks & feels. I might consider growing it back for just the right Top but would have to be in a pretty major relationship to commit to that yucky in between growth stage. Hair pulling IS nice though.