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i will not spank others
i will not aim for Master's head
i will not yell safe word in the grocery store
i will not yell fire every time Master lights a candle
i will not slap Master with my bra
i will not call Master, Dr. Death
i will not call Master, spud head, butt head or any kind of head
i did not win an emmy for my last session
i will not hide all Master's toys
i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking
i can not fire Master
i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies
i will refrain from saying "hail satan" when i don't like Master's orders
i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps
i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool
i will not wear Master's underwear on my head
....and last but not least
i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill...
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