Airmid

First conversation I felt deserved to be posted.

Buttface:

Enjoy this slut! and feel free to write to daddy anytime.

{Name}

Daddy's Cock Slut

Sluts want a daddy and a place to call home
someone to beat her ass when she wants to roam
who'll fuck her, train her to serve him in all ways
not putting up with nonsense, when good he'll praise
who makes her sit at his feet, teasing her mind
who makes her suck his cock and isn't too kind
who shows his love with firmness, makes her obey
who tortures her soul till she gives him his way
yielding her flesh to whips and chains, fears to allay
taking punishment at any time of day
being used for pleasure, her will to disgrace
having given in, virtues fallen from grace
wanting to be owned, with no need to save face
in bondage her heart feels it's in the right place
sluts love pussy and cock, for daddy to crow
when well fucked, she's in heaven, her love will flow
when well worked, she gets tired, but feels a warm glow
pain and humiliation - she needs to grow
in her submission, cum filling each fuck hole
doing as told, then feeling good and more whole
to reach sub space is every sluts deepest goal
to be beaten and fucked to depths of their soul
when she performs well, daddy's love will extol
when bad, she's beaten, needs daddy to console
sluts need a daddy who will maintain control
who will use them hard and make them feel woe
taking them down, making them love feeling low
feeling happy when they give him a good blow
when on their knees they want face fucked like a ho
being a cum dump they feel daddy they owe
cock sluts feed on sex, every daddy should know
giving all to be daddy's slut, letting go.

Airmid:
We're sorry, but your message could not be delivered for the following reasons:

[X] Age
[ ] Allcaps "YELLING"
[ ] Asking for phone/IM/sex, paid or otherwise/webcam play/money in initial message
[ ] Awesomeness*
[ ] Cannot take a hint
[ ] Could not read/understand sender's message
[X] Distance
[ ] Excessive use of ellipses
[ ] Falsely crying "Fake!" to get something
[ ] Fetishes mentioned are ILLEGAL
[ ] Force-feeding beliefs, or attacking those of the recipient
[ ] Genital shot or No picture
[ ] Idiocy/Asshattery/Douchebaggery/Shadiness/Rudeness/Creepiness
[ ] Incompatible sexual orientations
[X] Kinks don't match up
[ ] Lack of content, interesting or otherwise, in initial message
[ ] Lack of effort
[ ] Lack of interest in persons of your relationship status
[ ]Lack of interest in cisgendered individuals
[ ] Lack of interest in non-cisgendered/transgendered individuals
[ ] Little or no content in sender's profile
[ ] Maturity level, or lack thereof
[ ] Message is determined to be hate mail
[ ] Misleading subject line
[ ] Pictures in profile stolen and/or photoshopped
[ ] Please quit beating the dead horse
[ ] Possible language barrier (sorry, this list only in English currently)
[ ] Recipient NOT a sub/slave/bottom
[ ] Recipient NOT a Dom/me/Master/Top
[X] Recipient owned/taken/engaged/married/otherwise happily coupled/single
[X] Recipient looking for friends only
[ ] Repeat offender - Deja poo: We've seen this crap before™.
[ ] Sender complains in initial message about trivial things (religion, weight, personal relationship choices, etc)
[X] Sender did not read/comprehend recipient's profile
[ ] Sender is confused what sexual orientation actually means (men cannot be lesbians)
[ ] Sender is unable to handle rejection gracefully
[ ] Sender is unable to grasp basic anatomy or what is physically possible
[ ] S/slashy S/speak
[ ] Spelling/Grammar/Punctuation/Textspeak/Run on sentences
[ ] Suspected Copy/Paste
[ ] Trolling troll is a obvious troll
[ ] Unneeded/Unwanted use of pet names
[ ] Unwarranted fantasy story
[ ] Unwarranted sexism
[ ] Unwarranted/unsolicited/nonsensical assault on recipient's weight and/or aesthetic appearance
[X] Wall of text
Sorry for the inconvenience. Feel free to try again when you decide to put forth more effort. Any comments/complaints/concerns/questions you may have are welcome and will be forwarded to our 8000 specialists for review, and will be assigned a number accordingly.

*The likelihood of this is extremely rare, and if unchecked, does not apply to you

Buttface:
what was your message to me?"

Airmid:
I'm sorry for your illness. It must hurt to have so much wind pressure in there. The skull is actually rather fragile.

Alright. Here's the deal.

If you send me a friendly message asking how my day is, or something similar, you are likely to find that I am a polite and friendly girl.

If you send me a message in shouty capitals, or that is so riddled with errors that it becomes obvious you skipped the second grade, you will be met with polite sarcasm or insults.

If you send me an insult, or "pet name" that I have not approved of, you will be met with a polite rejection, insult, or a blast of reality in the naughty bits.

It clearly says on my profile that I value intelligence.

It also says I am only looking for friends.

I will state again,

"Do not message me if you are not intelligent enough to hold my attention, or did not read my profile until I told you to.
•I am not interested in men over 35.
•I am not interested in anyone over 25 miles away. I've done further than that, and it does not work for me.
•I can deal with spelling errors if they are kept at a minimal. But if your message looks like you wafflefaced and decided to send me the result, I will laugh at you."

Also. Just because it says on here that I am new to the site, does not mean I am new to the lifestyle.

I've been aware of my kinky urges since I discovered I HAD urges, and this is only a new profile, as the last one was filling up with idiots messaging me with just this kind of thing. I can't just block everyone. 

I occasionally find someone worth talking to on here. THAT is why I am here.

Don't get me wrong, I still prefer , as there are many more intelligent people on there. But I do still come here.

If you send me one of these, beware the result, and don't be surprised if you don't like it.

And I will start posting your messages in this journal. Names will be changed, but no one can erase your stupidity.