AdoptingAPet

New questions from applicants:  

Q: Can a family member who disapproves of my lifestyle come stay in your house with me for months at a time?

A: No. We have an in-home opening because we choose to embrace how we live and love every day of the year in the privacy and safe space of our home. 

Q: If I decide to leave after a little while, will you give me money?

A: We respect that sex work is work, but that's not what we are here for. So, no. 

We seem to have been premature in self-congratulations.  Our search continues for a suitable pet.

We believe we have found our forever pet,  and are terribly happy with our choice!    The posting will remain up on CS only long enough to complete correspondence with those not selected.  We are thankful to everyone with whom we have spoken here, and for what we have learned in so doing.  

Our initial (and future) plan has been to bring in a suitable pet once we have set up an expanse of private acreage.  This week our plan has been changed by necessity; the private woodland is going to be delayed by a year or more due to a family issue that arose.  We will still consider a committed, loyal, willing pet, but she needs to be aware that she would be kept in a comfortable townhome for a time rather than go directly to a secluded countryside setting.  We share the disappointment of any of those who have already responded to us and gotten their hopes set on having woods to romp in should they be selected.  All the same, our search for the right pet for us continues as before. 

Frequently asked questions from recent applicants...  

Q: Do you want a puppy? Do you want a kitty? Do you want a horse?  

A: No. And no. And no.  We want a human, a slave, that we keep as a pet rather than put it to other types of service.  

 Q: Will you buy me cute ears? A buttplug tail? Cute outfits?  

A: No. And no. And no.  Again, we have no interest in a roleplaying scenario that lasts the rest of our lives.  

Q: Do you want to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to medically and surgically change my body so that I can relate to the outside world differently?  

A: No. We respect your need to fit your body to your soul but we are not looking for someone who cares to ever interact with society again.  

Q: Would I be relieving myself outside? In a litterbox? In a diaper?  

A: No. And no. And no.  Again, we are trying to bring in a human pet for companionship, not another species which would be infinitely easier to acquire. Therefore we have some expectation that one of the benefits of a human pet is that it be intelligent enough to use standard household plumbing.  

Q: What does keeping a human pet mean?  

A:  In most respects, what we intend for our pet is no different from what anyone has in mind for any pet they bring into their home. She will be kept safe, warm, comfy, and clean indoors with us, groomed regularly, and given ample attention and play. She will never be ignored, harmed, or starved for touch.  What we expect in turn is her loyalty, affection, obedience, and companionship.    Bacially, if you reworded that question without the word "human" in it the answer should be obvious and self-explanatory to you. 

Applicants who are transitioning are gently reminded to consider whether they feel they would be able to express and develop their gender identity while living as a housepet.  Nearly everyone has at some point in their lives had a pet of some sort - a puppy, a cat, a gerbil, a turtle, whathaveyou - and we doubt you have many memories of said pet being clothed, wearing makeup, shaving... Please consider this food for thought.