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(Directly copied from my OKC profile - not much kinky stuff in here, but the kinky stuff only matters to me if we are compatible in other ways.) MY SELF-SUMMARY I am kind of goofy. Ok, really goofy. So generally people are caught off guard when they learn that I'm an engineer, a scientist, and an entrepreneur. My sanity has cost a lot of money. WHAT I?M DOING WITH MY LIFE When I was a bit younger, I dreamed of having a mountain fortress in Ecuador that was used to train female ninjas. Alas, some dreams never come to pass. So instead, I've consoled myself by starting a biomedical imaging company. It doesn't have female ninjas, but I do get to play with lasers. Also, I generally try to be involved with at least one nonprofit at any given time, but I've been slacking a bit on that recently. I?M REALLY GOOD AT Self deprecating humor and cynicism. (What? That's not the right answer for an online dating profile?) Um... -I can juggle flaming torches This section would be far easier to write if it were titled "Things I'm really bad at, but do anyway." So let's try that: -I recently learned to sail and hope to rent a boat a few times this year -I'm good at throwing clay, but terrible at glazing it -I'm actually kind of decent at skiing -I can cook. But I'm not even close to being as proficient as Yan. THE FIRST THING(S) PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME My truly poor sense of humor. This profile is proof of that. MY FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, MUSIC, AND FOOD I read a ton of nonfiction. "Godel Escher Bach" is probably my favorite. Other favorites include "Ultimate Fitness" by NYT reporter Gina Kolata, "America Beyond Capitalism" by Gar Alperovitz, and "Shadow Cities" by Robert Neuwirth. Loving nonfiction makes me really annoying in conversations. For fun, I've most recently loved World War Z and pretty much everything Douglas Coupland. As for movies... I like everything, from Adaptation to Ilsa, Shewolf of the SS. Just no teenage romances - they make me ill. My musical taste runs from Vanessa Mae to Lords of Acid. Recently I've seen TV on the Radio, Combichrist, GWAR, The Faint, and Afroman. I also like big cheesy DJ'ed raves. And 80's night at the Cat Club. I'm a vegetarian. And I've been one for 18 years. But I'm not annoying about it. THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT For the nerds: all six quark varieties - up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charm For the kinksters: I'm especially partial to the top and bottom quarks For the romantics: You. And nothing else. Wait, that's really cheesy. So um, you and her and her and her and her and her. Ok... that's just creepy. For the realists: Seriously and depressingly, my computer probably trumps soap, but just barely. After those two, I'd say friends, but friends aren't really things, so instead I'll say conversation. Then there's my fake Tivo from Comcast which is the only reason why the small amount of TV that I do watch is tolerable. I'm not exactly sure why my brain comes so far down the list. You'd think it would be slightly more important to me than it is. And the last thing: cheese. So, the list is: computer soap conversation piece of crap Comcast DVR brain cheese I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT I'm seriously bothered by the ramifications quantum mechanics has for "reality" and I frequently wonder why math is the language of science. I also dream up crazy new ways of saving the planet but sadly they tend to be far out of the scope of what I can accomplish without being king of the world. Some time is actually spent thinking about my current startup company, but probably less than you'd expect. ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM Masturbating. That's why I'm on OKCupid. Ok, that was a joke. I'm generally at a concert or out with friends. But given the choice, I'd be with someone special, with the top down and the heated seats on, driving down the coast at night, listening to music. THE MOST PRIVATE THING I?M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE I've seen Meatloaf in concert. Twice. And I don't regret it. YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF I'm looking for a fellow half-wit. Or, if you and your roommate are both quarter-wits, I'm open to a manage a trois. I'd like to say I know what I'm looking for, but honestly , I don't have a clue. Every time I've decided what my "type" is, I fall for someone who isn't. So pretty much what I'm looking for is whatever I'm not looking for. That said, there are a few things that are especially important to me: kindness and compassion towards others (and towards me too!) intelligence (not a 4.0 GPA at an Ivy League school, just the ability to intellectually trounce those who have achieved that) a mischievous streak

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 Age: 20
  Texas