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(Ooof. These things are difficult to write. What to say, what to say. . . . )

During the week, I work as a high powered corporate raider lawyer/sleazebag on Wall Street - buying out, carving up and selling off pieces parts of weak, pathetic companies. But on weekends, I let my hair down and do free lance work as a bounty hunter - chasing down bail jumpers and other assorted scofflaws; usually drug dealers, murderers, and mid-level Mafiosi. I bench press 820; drive a monster truck; and my preferred weapon of choice is a Remington 12 gauge semi-automatic shotgun with laser sights.

(Hmm. Do you think that might be a bit too much testosterone? I mean, I am a guy and everything, but I don't want to give the impression that I am a WWF tag team wrestler. Besides, none of that shows my sensitive side. And it's important to show one's sensitive side, because chicks dig sensitive guys.)

I am fond of moonlit walks on the beach; tending my organic herb garden; fuzzy kittens with balls of yarn; and of course, always and forever - Oprah. I strive for world peace through meditation to achieve inner harmony; advocate saving not just the whales, but the sadly forgotten grouper as well; and I do volunteer work at the local lost llama rescue shelter. I wear sensible shoes; commute on a bicycle made of recycled metals; and I am in touch with my inner non-gender specific being of indeterminate age.

(Err, ahhh. . . no. That one doesn't work either. While I can be reasonably empathetic, communicative, and compassionate; by no means do I make Phil Donahue look like Sylvester Stallone. Besides, every time I take a walk on the beach, I get sand in my shoes and my clothes and my underwear, and usually a bad case of sunburn as well. Fantasy beaches are romantic and all, but real life beaches can sometimes suck.)

Personality aside for a moment, appearance wise, I am 5'7" tall. And oh yes, let us not forget - single white male, age 39. I have short, curly brown hair. I do keep other spots closely shaved though, if you know what I mean. I have green grey eyes that still allow me vision without the aid of eyeglasses, and a piercing, but where it is I leave to you to discover. I prefer to dress casually.

As for what I am otherwise like, well, let's just say that the best way to get to know me is to communicate with me a bit. You can then draw your own conclusions. Of course, reading between the lines of the absurd self-descriptions above will reveal a few character traits too. More intriguing still, is that a few of those absurdities might possibly be close to the truth!

I am looking for friendly, mature, and intelligent persons or couples with a good sense of humor who are easygoing. Interested persons should be open minded, and enjoy new and different sexual experiences. A kinky mind is a beautiful thing :-)

Folks who are cheating on their spouses should probably reconsider. Couples are extremely welcome. All persons must be drug and disease free. I would consider folks ranging in age from 25 to 55, but prefer people in their 30's or 40's. Let's strike up a conversation and see where it leads us!

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