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About Me

• I AM NOT A PRO DOMME, I am a normal, sane woman who enjoys BDSM and kinky activities in the Domme/Top role as a significant part of my sexual life.

• I am a Dominant/Top exclusively---I DO NOT switch, ever.

• I AM NOT A FINANCIAL PREDATOR (aka: "Financial Domme" or "Findom") who wants money from you in exchange for nothing in return except the "privilege" of spending your money on me. You don't have to buy me gifts off my Amazon wishlist, pay my bills, etc. as a way of capturing my attention and/or proof of your sincerity to "serve," etc. I am a grown-up adult who makes her own money. I am NOT a silly little girl or woman-child who is "playing" BDSM to use it as a way to disguise the fact that they are begging for things. As circus legend P.T. Barnum famously said, "There is a sucker born every minute."
• I am not about posturing and putting hyperbole, bravado, self aggrandizement or other forms of "theater" in my profile, like some dommes do---it's nothing but talk. I am about honesty, being upfront, and giving you direct information about me---no games, no BS. I am a real person as I hope you'll see from reading my profile.

• Physically, I am a pleasant looking 40-something woman of Scandinavian (Swedish) ancestry. I have honey blonde hair and ice blue eyes---basically, the former Nordic Homecoming Queen. I am 5'9 without heels, I am HWP (height/weight proportional).

• My realm is Helheim, which is the Old Norse word for “House of Hel." There, you will suffer and serve to my standards, for my amusement and to satisfy my needs. O.K.,truth be told, Helheim is really my spare bedroom that has been turned into a sufficiently-equipped playspace, but still… You WILL suspend disbelief IF you are ever in there. ;-)

My Rules of Engagement

If you want the chance to be trained by me, these are the rules I expect you to follow for your initial contact.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS EDICT WILL RESULT IN YOUR E-MAIL BEING DELETED UNREAD AND POSSIBLY YOUR BEING BLOCKED FROM EVER CONTACTING ME AGAIN.

REMEMBER... YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE TO MAKE A BAD FIRST IMPRESSION, SO IF YOU WON'T FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS FOR CONTACT HERE, HOW CAN I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW THEM IN PLAY? THE ANSWER IS "I CAN'T," SO YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

• I will take you and your profile at 100% face value---I will believe you are as exactly as your describe yourself because nobody ever lies, exaggerates, or embellishes, their profiles, do they?

Know that I will hold you accountable to your profile and take you to task for the capabilitities/needs you "claim" to possess. This means that: If you say you crave and can take 10 hard strokes of the cane that are hard enough to flay the skin off your ass, I will do this to you, but, the minute you use your safe word, the scene will immediately end as is safe word protocol and you will be sent home, permanently banished from Helheim because you lied to me about who you are. Likewise, the split second you show me that you are not as you portrayed yourself in your profile, our scene will abruptly end as if you used your safe word and you will be sent home, permanently banished from Helheim because you lied to me about who you are. So, you better be truthful with me from the get-go.

• Please be close in age to me, 40-50 if you desire play. If you are old enough to be my child, you're too young. If you're old enough to be my father, you're too old. If you're old enough to be my grandfather, ewww. And, if you're old enough to be my great-grandfather, I'm sorry, but I'm simply not into necrophilia. :-)

If you do not meet my age requirements, I am open to having a conversation with you, but a dialogue is as far as it goes; please be at least 21 years of age. I feel a bit uncomfortable talking about adult sexual matters with someone who is not of the age of majority, i.e. 21 years of age.

• NO CHEATERS. If your wife/significant other does not know what you're up to, I do not want to know you. Furthermore, if you're cheating on your wife with me, then you would easily cheat on me with someone else. While I try to be a woman of class on all occasions and situations, regarding this particular subject, kindly FUCK-OFF.

• Please be local to me, or be willing to travel to me. The geographically undesirable candidates (i.e. in the middle or other side of the country, or out of the country period) are sweet, but it's just not practical or feasible. I will not come to you, and meet on turf that is unfamiliar to me. In other words, if you know where the bodies are buried and I do not, that is an advantage you will not have over me. Also, I am not a layover time-killer or tourist destination.

• I am mainly all about "real-time" play. I don't do cyber unless a web cam is involved, that way I can be sure you are actually abusing and debasing yourself at my command in that exact moment in time; otherwise it's just sight-unseen wank fodder that benefits only you.

• DO NOT fill my ears with honeyed words, undeserved praise, and other forms of insincere flattery as well as projecting your fantasies onto me that are only based and formed by my ability to write well, instead of actual real-time interaction.

• I care not to hear you regurgitate whatever trite and cliché faux-beliefs you profess to have regarding Female Supremacy being the natural order of things, blah-blah-blah. We both know you are spouting pure bullshit, and are only doing so because “you think” that by telling me what “you think” I want to hear you will get play. • If I accept you as a supplicant, you will forget all previous training and submit to re-education and training in my BDSM belief system and physical and mental training methods. I do not want to hear about how your previous owners/playmates did things, perhaps your “being stuck in the past" or "chronically nostalgic for the past” is why (once again?) you are unowned? If I decide to own you, it is MY WAY or the highway, are we on the same page? • If you choose to write me, give me an overview of what you in both the vanilla and kink worlds, so I can get a sense of what you’re about. NO ONE-LINERS!!! Also: DO NOT speak to me in affected speech, i.e. 3rd person---"i.e. This slave;" don't wax flowery and poetic; nor should you send me poems, song lyrics, etc. that express the feelings or thoughts that you obviously can't articulate in your own words, and other expressions of from your heart and soul.

• If you have already reached out to me, DO NOT PESTER ME FOR A RESPONSE. BDSM is an aspect of my life, it is not my life. I am deluged with e-mails from supplicants---it takes time to go through and weed them out. Pestering me will only get your e-mail deleted and you blocked, thus making my candidate pool more manageable.

• If you claim to be into "domestic service," know this: You are there to work, plain and simple, NOT PLAY. You will not "dress" or be naked. You will wear your "grubby clothes" and be prepared to labor, then go home immediately after you are done and say goodbye---after all, you claim to get pleasure from providing service, so with me, you will put your money where your mouth is. You will have a "happy servant's heart" when doing your chores and derive your pleasure solely from a job well done. ARE WE CLEAR ABOUT THIS?
Also know that I *might* choose to reward you either immediately after your chores are done or with deferred play at a future date, or I might not. If I do not reward you, this won't be a problem for you because you stated that you can derive pleasure from only service, right? WILL IT?
If you agree to this, also know that you will be forever banished from my service if you are not how you present yourself or if you intentionally screw up your chores to try to manipulate me into "punishing" you.

• Your missive to me should...

...Capture my attention and imagination immediately.

...Be spelling error free, in this day and age of spell check, online predictive typing, auto-correct, and even printed dictionaries, there is no excuse for misspelled words. Being grammar error free is another matter; I don’t expect you to write with impeccable “English major” level grammar unless you are one.

If you claim to be a medical doctor, lawyer, Ph.D, etc. this goes double for you! Your writing must be impeccable with regards to spelling. The degree you claim to have is a (highly) advanced degree, the sort of degree whose holders don't make basic English writing errors, such as spelling the word "made" as in making something" as "maid," the term for female domestic help.

! You should know this, for you...CollarMe lets users screen part of their incoming e-mails without having to read the whole thing, when pre-screened this way, it doesn't register on your end that the e-mail as a whole was read.

If I accept you, within 1 week’s time, you will do the following:

NO interaction between us will commence until you have complied with the below requirement(s). • Privacy and discretion are important to me as I assume they also are to you; to that end, if I accept you, you will be required to download an end-to-end SMS encryption app for communication between us. If it will cost you any money to do this, it will only be for the cheapest, but most capable of app I can find---Fear not though, I am not expecting you to do anything I have not already done (so if you have to pay for the app, then I have already paid for it as well). • You will need a chastity device that will be secured by a numbered tag. I will conduct random checks via smartphone video chat where you will show me that you are wearing the device at that given moment in time and you will also show me the tag number, so I can verify it is the current assigned one. If you fail this task, without prior approval for removal from me, you are---banished from Helheim, never to return. If you can't take my call at that time, I expect a text or phone call explaining why, and a set-in-stone follow-up time for me to inspect you (I do understand that one's job tends to interfere with playtime, so I can be reasonably accommodating of your professional life.); if you fail to keep the rescheduled appointment, you will be banished from Helheim, never to return.