A few tips, ladies:
* Starting your profile by demanding "READ THIS BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME!" is treating the disease by shooting the survivors.
* There is no such thing as an Expert in Intellectual Discourse. In particular, <em>you</em> are not an expert in Intellectual Discourse.
* The very first person who filled in one of these little text-boxes with a message about how they weren't very good at filling in little text boxes -- that was brilliant.
If you aren't guilty of any of the above -- hell, I have to be honest. We still probably won't get along. I'll probably laugh at you and make a lot of dorky jokes at your expense. But feel free to try your luck anyway.
One at a time, please.
6/5/2012 5:46:38 AM
fuck am i hung over.
never drink on planes. or after getting off planes.
