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Ahhhh... how adventurous of you to seek a more in depth description.. Do not be fooled by my age as I am quite athletic and stamina and I are old friends. I may not be as good as I once was...., but I am as good Once, as I ever was!. ( Thanks, Toby Keith! )
I hold close to my heart a passion for training submissives....( females at this time ).. and bringing out of them,,,,, the things they never dared to know about themselves.
If you have any questions, ask....... Smiles, I DO bite, but I know where to bite, how hard to bite, and how long to bite,,,,,grins
RealHardDomn8r.... ( Formerly HardDomn8r )
A splash of humor now!
Gorilla Sex:
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.
... While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla.
So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500. He responded that he was interested but would have to think the matter over.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and "Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."
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