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I'm with Shania. We're opening a megastore down by the loop. Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo. Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad. That's no joke, all right? We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo. She's vomiting all over the limo. The lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches. She still doesn't believe me. I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo." Which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches. One and a half sandwiches...before she realizes...it's chicken salad. |
