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The Lifestyle
Lube and beat it, stretch and catch it,
Pump it, bump it, restrain and hump it,
Stick it in, stick it out
Then once again, have no doubt
The cry of love, as fluids spurt
We crave the taste of this dessert
Lick the lips but not the mouth
To get the gold you must go south
From bush to bald to neatest trim
Feast, go backward, enjoy the rim
Bind, shackle, finger flesh
Tense, come, then start afresh
To milk the ladies and the men
Watch them beg release again
To plug, to stuff, to pierce, or gauge
To hang, shackle, torture, cage
Yes how diverse our proclivities
In seeking sex-filled activities
(c) 2013 Freezer
After you take a tour of the site you should understand that even a picture of your toy poodle humping your boot is a thousand times better than no pic at all. I associate no pic as a lack of creativity and a strong sign that the person is a closet troll.
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