Have you had a bad day, a rough week, a stressful month? Do you have a boyfriend, husband or co-worker that is working your last nerve? How about a little transference? Rather than let all that tension build up, you should release it all on my booty. Rather than lingering on why men are such arsehols, you could be happily working away on mine. Use me, abuse me and kick me to the curb.

Friday night strapon cardio? I’m not talking about tame boyfriend/girlfriend experimentation with a tiny starter kit. To get a good workout, you need a thick 10 or 12 incher.

I could bring some wine. Once it’s gone, we could play hide the bottle. That would look cute during an over the knee spanking.

How about taking a little out on the white man? Throw me in some lingerie, bend me over and show me how your culture expects a good shagging. Of course white women have been repressed far too long as well. We all know they should reverse that shiznit as well.

If you ever wanted to try, or even if you’re a seasoned pro that needs new blood, you should give me a try. I’ll play whatever part and follow whatever rules. It’s what makes it fun. J

The kind of pictures we can post are very limited on Collarme. I can provide better ones to those that contact me.