I got this on CM today:
Yeah; you need some exercise.

You also need a job, an education, some class...and a decent wardrobe.

Thanks for the laugh...

And when I tried to reply I discovered he blocked me. Why? Good question. I suspect it's because he secretly likes me and won't admit it to himself. So, since he blocked me, I figure I'll write here, an open letter, cross posted to CM.

Dear Asshole,
I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry. I'm sorry you feel the need to take valuble time and effort to write me a nasty note when you could have just gone to the next profile, or another porn site that's to your liking. Or perhaps you could have shut down your computer and gone outside. You know, that place that's outside your parents door with the big bright ball shining up in the sky. It's lovely out there you ought to try it sometime. Perhaps you could have gone to the local coffee shop and asked out that girl you like. Yeah, I know she's likely to reject you but nothing ventured nothing gained right?
Anyways, I've noticed I've been getting these notes somewhat consistently, at least two every six months. That's nothing compared to how many lovely notes and admirers I get in that same amount of time. That's more like ten a month, but I digress. I suspect they're all from you, from different accounts. Which leads me to believe something you'd probably rather die then admit to yourself, much less anyone else.
You secretly like me.
Yes, I said it. You like me. You like my long beautiful hair cascading down my full perky breasts. You like the way my stomach curves just so over my carefully trimmed pussy. You like my ripe full legs. You secretly want to touch me, cuddle me, taste me. And this disgusts you. You have grown up in a culture where smaller is better, at least where women are concerned unless it's about breasts in which case bigger is always better always. You were taught that pubic hair is evil and women should never be allowed to enjoy anything on a sensual level. It's very sad.
Well, it's ok to like me. It's ok to like curvy women. I'm giving you permission.
What's not ok is to harass me or any of my sisters. It's not ok to justify your own insecurities by putting me down. Education? I have a BA in film, thank you very much.
A job? I have a job I actually like, the first time ever! Class? That's relative but I have more class in my pinkie then you will ever have! What do you have?
Here's my advice. Go to mistress google and look for local doctors in your area. Make an appointment and ask for a referral for a psychologist. Talk to him or her about your issues. Get offline, get the help you need and become a better person.
Or don't. I don't really care. But message me again, and you will be mocked.
love
your goddess,
toomanyprincesses