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Short version = just here for atmosphere but ideally would like to develop a lasting relationship.
Retired and spends his time reading, watching films (that's movies for our friends over there), sleeping, playing video games, walking, photography.
Is possibly part nerd but hybrid as excellent company and conversationalist. Promises to not install key logging software, slipping a microdot tracker on your person and accidentally showing you those Relyfe videos.
Will add more soon (but almost certainly won't just like all those profiles that say they will and then have nothing on them, ever).
Returns to collarspace (was collarme) because of his love of the following:
Idiots who waste their own time (have I become one of them with this profile) in numerous dull displays of profiles solely designed to titillate (no, nothing to do with breasts) themselves and frustrate the genuine person. Methods of which are not limited to but include the following:
Having promising conversation with exchange of pictures one evening only to find the next day the profile has been hidden and he has been blocked.
Profiles that have the nerve to say they are not interested in anyone who is unable to relocate them which is basically the scammers moaning about having their time wasted by genuine people.
Profiles that have a picture of a young beautiful girl whose age is clearly way too high with the rest of the profile blank. What is the idea behind these? Drawn in by a picture, reassured by the age (must be mature and genuine right!) and it matters not the rest of the profile is blank with no about me and no interest list?!
Profiles that don't have the interest list filled in (that covers about 80% of you) or height and weight are blank.
Profiles which seem to be a person who has similar interests and likes, even leads to seemingly realistic conversation over a period of time but at any random point will suddenly stop talking, often in mid conversation and just go dead. These ones are the funniest I think. I mean what do they get out of constantly doing that? Are they mentally ill? ... *has a note handed to him*...oh...right...apparently it might be me who is the mentally ill person living in eternal optimism (which given the tone of this profile might seem like an oxymoron)...no totalslut69oxy I wasn't calling you a moron.
Profiles which rely on a person's laziness in not reverse searching their so called personal pictures (tineye.com everybody). Imagine our collective constant amazement when 80% are either stolen or of semi famous models.
Profiles of people who refuse to send you their pictures at all even after an exchange of messages which seems to establish a common goal. So many reasons why that is dumb I havn't got time to list them all.
Those ones with the email address at the end. Does anyone take those seriously?
The recent influx of profiles with pictures of women with photoshopped breasts. I'm quite sure that the real tits are the people who make the profiles.
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