So one day I was walking when I saw this depressed raccoon about to kill himself by walking into the middle of the road. Wanting to stop him and cheer him up I immediately ran towards him doing my impression of a wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube man and making goofy sounds. It apparently worked because he ran away from the road and back into the woods to continue on with his life. You're welcome little raccoon creature :)