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Very submissive and attentive male at your disposal.
Very few limits, willing to do just about anything to please a dominant woman. Unless of course you are a poser.
I'm really not interested in the "financial dominatrix scene" I find women that live that particular lifestyle suck it hard.
If you are morbidly obese, keep moving (Or should I say waddling)
If you are unable to maintain a lucid conversation online or on the phone, keep moving.

If you use letters as words in an online conversation, (u) can suck it, puke it up and then eat it again.
If your house or apartment smells like a zoo, keep moving.

If you have a social disease, keep moving.
If you are a fixture in the local freak show scene, keep moving. Most of the women I've met that practically live at the "BDSM gathering hubs) tend to suck it extra hard.
So basically, if you suck it, have zero experience, use drugs, are uneducated, exploit the lifestyle with financial corruption, live like a pig, use the local BDSM community as a means to gain social status in an otherwise nonexistent social life, get fucked!