9/16/2007 11:37:15 AM

For all of you people asking me to take a derivative, could you like, I don't know, KNOCK IT OFF?  I don't send you emails asking you to multiply 6 and 6, do I? And what is the obsession with 3x^2?  Why is that always the number? Yes, that's right, if this was a secret code, if went right over my head.  I just see the basic math problem.  Seriously.  KNOCK IT OFF.

8/25/2007 2:44:05 AM

I love all the completely generic messages I get.  They are fabulous.  I know that if I wanted to interest someone, I would send them a story without any reference to who I am or what I am looking for. I would send a message that I can just copy and paste over and over again to different people cuz no one will notice. Sometimes when people send me emails telling me how I will think or act, I ignore them.  More often than not, I laugh at them.  Once and awhile, I'll send back their own email. I wonder what they think when I do this; I wish I could get a video feed.  They never respond after that, which is just as well, cuz if they did I would probably block them

8/17/2007 7:48:48 PM

This is just to say thanks to everyone who's read my journal and let me know it made them laugh, smile, etc.

7/31/2007 8:57:22 PM

Oh man, I just noticed that I can be an expert in walking.   Teehee!  Awesomeness.  Oh except I'm all gimpy sometimes and not particularly graceful.  Oh well...

5/24/2007 6:34:17 PM

Hey people, let's get something straight. I may identify as sub, but it doesn't mean I'm stupid or that I think that I'm here to do your bidding. It doesn't mean I can't take care of myself or that I don't want to. It doesn't even mean that I want to talk to you. In fact, assume that I don't. If you do decide to message me, you will need to write something more compelling than, "Hi, let's chat" if you expect an answer. Otherwise, don't waste your time. Don't address me as "little one". It's really condescending. So unless you also address your boss's boss this way, learn some respect. Don't assume you know more than me about anything. As you have no idea about anything that I have done or experienced, it just makes you come off as an arrogant moron who has nothing to be arrogant about. I'm not particularly fond of most people. I'm less fond of most of the people on this site. If you don't think you can treat me as a gentleman treats a lady on a first meeting, don't message me.

5/11/2007 12:54:58 AM

I do not understand some of the statements people make on their profiles. The "I do so many normal things outside of this" statement is one. Or the "I'm such a deviant" statement. These are both completely subjective statements, in that "deviant" and "normal" are both subjective. I don't think that anyone has recently sample a large enough data pool to define what the norm is. Even if they had, survey's on such a touch subject cannot be reliable, because people lie. I don't think that anyone with the above expressed an opinion could interest me. Why should I further enforce someone else's definition of these words? Both of these words have negative connotations. I do not find anything negative about what I do. It's what I do as much as sleeping or eating. How could I call something normal or abnormal? I don't know what the norm *is* and I think that it's extraordinarily presumptuous of others to assume that they do.

5/8/2007 12:41:17 AM

I am still single and I am still really good with that. I have my moments when I sit and wish, then I remind myself why I am single and why I intend to stay this way for a very long time. No distractions, no contentment, only drive to push to do what I want and need to do. I learned alot at the convention, but it was hard to be around so many people for so long. I am nearly recovered now.

4/28/2007 10:47:17 PM

I am at the State Democrat Convention. I am learning a lot. I attended some caucuses and got to hear the general session. It is interesting to talk to the people. Some are complete whackjobs or just come out for the conventions, but some people are knowledgeable and not apatheic. It is a pleasent change for me.

3/12/2007 1:23:19 AM

When you send me a message, please... 1) Don't read my profile. Especially the part where I say I'm not looking for a relationship, because I actually am. I'm lying. Female subs are always looking for subs because they are incapable of existing on their own. 2) Be vulgar. The woman you meet in the grocery stores don't want to hear about your genitalia but I do. This is because I am a sub and this is all I think about. 3) Tell me how much you would like to teach me about _______. There is no way I could already know. Even if someone had already taught me, I would have forgotten. Female subs aren't very bright. The are more like children, the really stupid Forrest Gump children. 4) Speak to me as though I were applying for a job. That's what this is, right? A job? I will be insisting on annual raises, health, dental, vision, 401K, and a nice severance package, should you ever fire me. That is, of course in the unlikely event that I get the job. I know girls are beating down the doors to sit at *your* feet. 5) Capitalize and spell incorrectly. Because you are a self-proclaimed dom, the rules of English spelling and grammar will change in order to suit you. Cool is now spelled "kewl" and you has become "Y/you" or "u". Perhaps to make things more convenient, it should be written "U/u". 6) Assume you know everything about me. All subs are the same; you know one, you know them all. 7) Tell me the natural place of woman is to submit to a man. All women are submissive and all men are dominant. It is obvious. The fact that women are even allowed to vote or go to school is shameful. Male subs are abomination and should be rehabilitated. 8) Write me a message that only says "Hello". Subs are interested in any attention. Obviously, I was just waiting here to be contacted by you, you mysterious one-worder you. 9) Tell me how you would love to control my life when you are 70 pounds overweight. Your self-control speaks volumes. 10) Tell me how you want to help me achieve my goals when you have done nothing worthwhile. You are a dom. You know best. 11) Send me a generic message that you send to everyone. I know that you are trying to build your harem and don't have time to send something more personal. 12) Tell me you are "strict but fair". All the other doms say it; why shouldn't you? Please remember to be discourteous. Not only am I female and a sub, I am also online. It is not a human being writing this, just some abstract idea generated in your head. In addition to this, if you were to speak to me with respect, you would be weak. How could I ever spend time with someone who did not greet me like a piece of dirt? In case you haven't guessed by now, this is satirical. By the way, if you needed that explanation, don't message me.

3/3/2007 8:59:41 PM

This Nixon show on the history channel is so interesting. History is fascinating. I hope to go down in it one day.

3/1/2007 11:48:42 PM

The spelling errors on this site kill me. I will at some point complain about the content that is repeated through the site, but for now, I can't stand the spelling. The lack of capitalization here is egregious. Really, if one cannot master basic orthography, how can one master another person?

2/20/2007 10:23:47 PM

Let me try and make this real crystal clear for all the idiots who are not getting this from the profile. By saying I'm not interested in relationships, playing or whatever, I'm not saying that I want to cyber. I'm not saying that I want to move in with you and your wife. I don't want to hook up, kneel, submit, serve, anything. Please try to wrap your head around the fact that people can in fact say they are looking for only friendship and mean it.  If you couldn't figure that out from the initial paragraph of my profile, you are not the kind of person I want to know any ways.  Sheesh.

2/4/2007 10:29:14 PM

As per usual, I lost my bet on the Superbowl.  I win when I play blackjack, it's back and forth at craps, but *invariably* I lose on any sporting event.  I haven't even won a bet on a horse race in 9 years.  Sheesh.  I need to find a way to bet against myself so that I can win.  Hmm...I'm not sure that works.

2/4/2007 9:41:54 AM

Break-ups are sad.  As it turned out, we were more mismatched than I thought.  It ends up being a good thing, I suppose, that we broke up.  We were driving each other insane.  It was just disappointing; he was a good guy.  In any case, I'm planning to spend a long time single.  In that way, I can heal and grow.  There comes a time when you've learned all you can learn alone and it's time for a relationshiop.  Then there are times, you've learned all you can with someone and you need to spend some time with yourself.

6/21/2006 11:11:13 PM

So I got to meet another guy from here and he was totally cool.  We had been chatting for awhile; he is a math grad student at the school I just got my bachelor's from.  I im'd him and was all like dude I'm hungry, lets get food.  He is better in person than online and he's pretty good online to begin with.  Men are suprimely confusing though.  Most of my friends tell me that I have a good amount of masculine traits (I don't have a penis but I think blowing stuff up is awesome); I can only imagine how my more gender stereotype following female friends feel;  I totally can't read male behavior.  But I can throw a spiral.

6/18/2006 11:51:26 PM

I got to meet a couple last week.  They were uber-nice, but if I were to stay with them I would see the kids and the marriage and just be sad and envious all the time.  I hope that I will be able to remain friends with them though, because I really did like them.

5/30/2006 1:42:40 AM

I met my first real person from here.  He was really nice, but I felt nothing.  I told him this and he understood.  Here's to people who don't get clingy and whiny.  Here's to people who represent themselves accurately.  My hat's off to you.