I was a little worried when i had a lump appear on my testes, my sister had passed away fro cancer about 4 years ago and we suspected that my dad had cancer when he died around 10 years ago. So it was in the back of mind that at the very least i was going to loose a ball or two.  Fortunately for me , someone somewhere is still looking after me and it turns out just to be a harmless cyst. Now, of course, I've got an excuse to put my hands down my pants and have a grope.....i'm feeling my bump...!!!!!!

God was looking over the last two things he had created - Man and Woman

There were two last human skills he had yet to allocate to Man and Woman, so he decided that he would ask them which one they wanted.

"I have two skills left to be attributed" he said, "and I'm going to give you the choice which one you would like"

"That sounds great" says Man. "What are they?"

"Well the first one is the ability to pee standing up"

"OMG I MUST have that ability" yells Man. "Imagine how awesome that will be. I wont have to hide myself modestly away, I can whip it out at any time and pee anywhere. I won't have to check my clothing to make sure I haven't made a mess. I *must* have this skill!!"

"Don't you want to hear the last skill?" asks God?

"Nope, nothing could be better than peeing standing up!"

So God put forth his hand on Man's forehead and bestowed the ability of being able to pee standing up.

Immediately Man ran off and pee'd against anything he could find and was happy.

God then turned to Woman and said

"Well that leaves the last thing to bestow - multiple orgasms"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX3oDpKBlzM