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masterrob11
Hello
First let me tell you a few things about myself. I am a bit of a contradiction in terms. I can be a bit like Eliza working with her Dr. Doolittle and then I can be a bit Mallory tearing up the world with her Mickey. I am intelligent with a quirky sense of life-much less a sense of humor. I am a very domestic type of person. I love to garden as well as spending time in nature. I prefer nature as a lot of people are just plain out of it-don‘t know what is important in life and even more just don‘t care{would love to have a laser cannon on my car}. I am a cat person-I like dogs I just prefer cats. I do have some medical problems, all mostly taken care of with medications. There is arthritis in my knees which limits my kneeling ability, especially on hard surfaces and I do have some problems with my hips/lower back which limit’s the ability to carry anything or standing for long periods. I do not watch movies with sad endings as they make me cry and my musical tastes run from classical to some rap-BUT there can be no bluegrass or john denver as they make my head explode then it is such a mess to clean everything up and I always end up missing a few brain cells here and there so my memory looks like swiss cheese. I am, also extremely 420 friendly as the herb is quite helpful for medicinal purposes.
Now for what I am looking for: Someone sure of himself, has no need to publicly display his power, but not afraid to do so. Someone who has his own quirky sense of humor. Someone with an open mind-but not so open his brain falls out either. Someone who will control me. Someone who understands I have family obligations {my mother} that I have to help care for during the day so no relocation for awhile. Someone who is intelligent as well and likes to conversate at times {yes, there is also a tendency to make new words as the situations warrants}. Someone honest, trustworthy, you know a boy scout. Someone who does not mind the odd moments of unscheduled affection. Someone creative with an overactive imagination. Someone who is more than a touch of a sadist with an equal amounts of “daddy”. Someone I can feel safe belonging to-but not too safe!!!