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I'm just hangin out. I have no real purpose here other than to fend off boredom. Just looking around, and not considering anything more than casual conversation.
Not particularly impressed with the gene-pool around here anyhow.
BUT
in response to all the profile requests for the "perfect and intelligent slave, willing to do stupid things for a stranger (after filling out the necessary forms, contracts, and financial statements)," . . . .
Deluxe Male Sex Toy Ver. 5.01
Fixes from Ver. 4.x
-attitude adjustment settings. . . . adjusted
-limited tolerence levels problem fixed with forced expansion of limits patch.
Features of the Deluxe Male Sex Toy Ver. 5.01
Nipple Volume Control:
-The nipple volume control has been upgraded from ver. 4.x, with a new unlimited turn-on mode. You cannot hurt or break Deluxe ver. 5.01 with these volume controls. The harder you squeeze or twists these controls, the more turned on ver. 5.01 gets.
New Voice Recognition:
You can now give direct orders to the deluxe 5.01 version. The new voice recognition programming, along with new attitude adjustment settings allows for its following of direct commands with less hesitation. In fact, with the new version, along with the hesitation bug fix, Male sex toy deluxe version gets more turned on when told, without the ego bug programming problems of the past. This means improved sexual learning performance. Tell him exactly how you like it, and it turns the toy on to comply.
New Ball Squeeze function:
This is a new Beta version funtion. The ball squeeze function is not fully understood as of yet. More beta-testing is required with this function to understand the full extent of its control programming. When you squeeze, hard squeezing can either turn on Sex Toy version 5 more, or calm down a raging 5 alarm hard-on. Its unpredictable. The function is not fully tested. Unsure what different levels of squeezing will do, and untried when they are tied up and squeezed. Proceed with caution!
Full improved Foot Fetish Compadability:
Unlike older versions of Male Sex Toy, the new Deluxe version has full foot fetish functions. Your feet will always turn the toy on no matter how you take care of them. In fact ver 5 can become more turned on every time you apply this function. Also with sock in mouth plug-in slot.
Worship Mode program:
New improved Deluxe Male Sex Toy comes with a full body worship program works suite, complete with anal worship, vaginal (temple) worship, foot worship, etc. This program has unlimited capacity and the toy can be made to worship for hours on end, and can be pushed to excedingly high levels of intesity and control when combined with the use of volume control, voice command recognision, and ball squeeze funtion. Also can be combined with all or some of the optional: rope, cock and ball ring, leash and choke chain accessories.
Improved toyslot flexibility:
If your dildos and sex toys are good enough for you, why not your male sex toy? Fully compatable with an extended range and size of toys. Deluxe Male Sextoy version 5.01 has a fully compadable slot with most plug-ins, and foreign hardware, however, if this is the only requirement is this programming and expandability, we recommend purchasing the Standard or Deluxe Male Slut Toy version 3.2
With new Male Sex Toy Version 5.01 you get as close to an unbreakable sex toy as you can find. The added toughness upgrade uses new technology, that can be used with the new pain is pleasure hard-drive. In fact this toy does not really recognize pain until it reaches bone breaking levels. Up to that point it just registers sensation. This is probably due to the strength training and conditioning pain tolerence level programming.
Enjoy your new Sex Toy with 20 feet of free cotton rope. Extra Accessories Optional.
Extra memory included for programming options, and reconditioning function modes.
Note:
Years ago I came up with this universal reply to unrealistic Dominant Woman con-artists, the generally deluded, and silly minded people who want to annoy me. This is the only kind of slave that can fulfull your requirements.
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*Yawn!*
this place is so boring.
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I've noticed that something is missing from the list of hard-limits. Essay Writing.
Doing 1000 or more word essays for this, that, or the other thing, are a HARD LIMIT. This means I will not do it. Do not ask.
I have enough cramps in my wrists without having to add writer's cramp.
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Ah that's better. Went through the site and narrowed down just a few favorite people, and blocked the occassional ones that kinda creeped me out, and now all is calm as a quiet lake in autumn.
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For all you SERIOUS people, who expect serious replies only, expect nothing but silly replies here.
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Frankly, I'm quite surprised by all the response to my profile.
Really! Wow!
Ah well, by the time I wade through all the B.S., and men posing as women hoping to jerk off to a picture of my abs or something. . .
why else would they say, "send more pix, send more pix"
Yes , it happens to me too. What's with this gay male attraction to straight guys anyhow? Talk about a losing game.
I should take a close up shot of my big purple sphincter and send it to the little creeps.
That'll cure em. . . .
Maybe not
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