As with most here, if you ask for friendship without saying, "hello" - you will be rejected

You probably want to find us on fetlife. Same username. We just assume everyone on here is fake. Sorry. You can try to contact us here, but we will act VERY suspicious. Fetlife is better.

A few quick points:

We have no kids.

We live in Uptown.
We are STD free.
We don't do drugs, but are open minded about limited use.
We have a webcam. We won't play online with you, but we will show you we are real.
We are a married couple, together 18 years. We don't do "poly -drama" - so don't worry about being a home wrecker. lol
We have done this before, she REALLY likes girls. :-)
She's an accountant in the loop, he works in theater as a producer, writer, director.
He's a trained French Chef. Be prepared to eat! :-)

In short:
Looking for r/l subs, switches, slaves or kinky females who just want to hang out with a cool couple and possibly play later. We can take our time.

Longer:

Applicants should be into: faux rape, mild to medium corporal punishment and mind control.
You'll need to be in decent shape, if you aren't an athlete, don't worry - we can whip you into shape. :-)

We tend to be brainy and funny. We're kind of "cool nerds."

So, there you have it. Contact us if you fit the criteria. Thanks.