FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE

APPARENTLY GETTING NAKED AND CRAWLING UP ON SANTA'S LAP AND TELLING HIM YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD, BAD GIRL IS CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR FOR THE MALL

WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT ONE

WHEN SOMEONE ASK YOU "WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?"

IS IT WRONG TO POINT TO THE LIQUOR CABINET?

TO EVERYONE WHO SENT ME GOOD WISHES LAST YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS

THEY DIDN'T WORK .... SO THIS YEAR COULD YOU PLEASE SEND MONEY AND ALCOHOL!!!!

after much thought I have finally decided what I want for Christmas............. Santa's naughty boys list..

one last statement for the day...

Try this next time someone says to you "You look really familiar, where do I know you from?"........" Well ....... do you watch porn?"

I was just curious if anyone knows If you put Dill in the pizza dough does that make it a Dill-Dough?

say this really quick ( I,1,2,1/2.6)

question of the day....

 How come when a women is pregnant everyone rubs here stomach and says congratulations but no one ever rubs the man's balls and says good job?

 Thought for the day;

Men: stop worrying about how to please women because until you grow a chocolate penis that ejaculates money, we will never be happy!

Duct tape.... makes you smile just thinking about it

Well good news folks...I have found the owner of the snow..A skier in Virginia has ordered it and it got delivered here by mistake.. I am working on getting it to its proper owner.

I demand to know who ordered this snow so late in the season...

After much consideration I have come to the conclusion that what I desire doesn't exist.

I am Strong  because I am weak

I am Beautiful because I know my flaws

I am a Lover because I am a fighter

I am Fearless because I have been afraid

I am Wise because I have been foolish

... and I can Laugh because I have known sadness

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I just love it when you politely refuse them and they just can't handle the rejection so the immediate show there intelligence or should I be saying lack of and attack so when you again out smart them and turn there own pathetic hand of cards against them they want to get  really nasty and then block you....so very mature darling...so very mature...and she wonders why I don't wish to even try to start something with her.....lol

The very best part she calls me fake when she has her profile blocked so no one can even view it.... I just so love it.....

         .....THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.....

Girl: Why is it when I brush my tongue I gag but don't when I'm giving my bf oral? Doctor:Obviously your tooth brush is bigger.

Fortune Cookie: "Your life will be happy and peaceful."
Dear Cookie,
What drugs are you on, we should share.

Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment for you so you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it!!

Joke of the day:

A mom is tidying her son's bedroom and finds a hidden stack of bondage and fetish magazines. She asks her husband what to do. He says DO NOT FRICKIN SPANK HIM!"

have a good weekend all..

Things to ponder:

When life gets you down go watch Jerry Springer and remember it COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE!!"

The reason protesters target fur wearers rather than leather wearers is because it's much safer to hassle little old ladies than it is bikers.

Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.

Before you spend,save. Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, know where to bury the body

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

And most importantly........

Never look a man in the eye while eating a corn dog.

I swear if I have to look at one more cock pic on this site I may just gouge my eye balls out of head......lol        Is it just me or is this really what the majority of women wish to look at?  I mean I'm not prude and I enjoy a good cock pic as much as the next ,but please ,lately that seems to be all there is on here... Question?????? How does the size of your penis have anything to do with how good or right a Dom you are for anyone?  I mean after all I'm here to learn..

FYI: Some of you really shouldn't post those pics cause if a women is using that for a way to judge your potential....its most likely why your still searching....Just saying...the only ones that will have nasty comments about this statement are the ones that I'm most likely referring too and they know it...

Was curious does anyone realize that by leaving things to the imagination is much more sexier and attractive then by just laying it all out there ? Do people not realize that the mind is the most sexual organ we posses?

well they say that which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger......I'm thinking right now I'm made of titanium......