As the name suggests, bit of a smart arse. If you didn't know that from my user name then your carer shouldn't really allow you to use the internet. 

Into long walks on the beach, twilight and romantic movies. 

And i'm obviously a bit of a liar.

Unless that line actually worked on you, then I'm being completely honest. 

I haven't read 50 Shades of Grey yet, but I'm all for the effect it has on women. 

Self confessed geek and i don't mind admitting it, unless I'm surrounded by neanderthal's at the gym, then i say i am gay cos it takes less time to explain. I'd actually be gay, but it sounds like a bit of a pain in the arse. 

I'd also say I'm old before by time. Well, I'd actually call my self a bit of a old fogey, which just by using that term kinda proves my point. My friends though would say that i am grumpy old fucker. They are probably more accurate. If i wasn't moaning about something I'd probably never speak. 

If you've read this far then you must be pretty desperate for a man so you sound like my kind of woman so get in touch.