I just thought it would be fun to post what is said about Me as a Libra, and as one who born the year of the OX....might just give some head way into My basic personality.  I was amused when I read it.  Of course individuals being what they are, I don't agree with everything stated below.  But dang if some of it doesn't come very close.

I am home, released this morning from the hospital. ?When I have the energy I will let you know how well things are going. ?But for now, I must rest and heal. ?Thanks everyone who extended their good wishes.

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Mistress Noir

I shall be taking off for health reasons so won't be online here for a few days. If I am feeling it I may check messages but there will not be much discourse.  If you and I have been in serious conversation then rest assured I shall remain interested when I am feeling better, unless you have wandered off.

Wish Me the best boys, I shall return.

Ms NoirGlace,

Supreme Dame

Well, as of October 5, 2011, I am now 50 years old.  I just moved into a new house, and I still do not have it staffed.  I am now in the process of decorating and buying new stuff.  So, I have more space, more rooms, and not a slave to keep it cleaned.  Boys, surely there is one or two males, who offer up real servitude on this site.  If you are here, then get in touch with Me, this Mistress is real, and wants to set up HER household before the year is out.

I can't even believe that I have to clarify a point in My "duties...".  And that is clarify, not justify.

People! When I say My strapon is not for show, but for use, where in the heck do you think I am going to be using it?  And since I am not interested in feces play, on any level, YES! u NEED TO KEEP your ASS CLEANED...INSIDE AND OUT!  Does that clear it up for u?  I do not want anyone now to think that I must be into nurse play and giving enemas, for I am not. I just don't like mess.

And for those of u who obviously haven't much experience in ass play, and offer up your unwanted and un-evolved comments.  Post it in your own journal.

Because I keep getting asked this question, I am going to post a basic list of duties:

DUTIES OF _____________________________:

1. You will lay out my clothes, for the next day, every night.

2. You will shave my vaginal area (hair removal until you learn this chore to My specifications) once a week.

3. Draw my bath/shower each night. 

4. Towel me following my bath.

5. Rub lotion over my body.

6. Nightly foot massages and pedicures.

7. Keep my toenails polished (red)

8. When in private you will always address me as Mistress Didi, Ma’am, or Mistress Noir. In public the address can be my name.

9. When in private you will always be naked, head bowed, and on your knees, unless otherwise directed.  At home you are always dressed in feminine clothing.

10. Whenever you leave the house you shall wear a chastity tube.

11. For the first two months you will be paddled and strapped nightly, and by degrees you will be trained at this time to take first fingers, then a butt plug, vibrator, AND eventually a dildo. During this time you shall also wear a chastity tube constantly - for 30 days. Which I shall have the only key to. 

12. Twice a week you will have enemas.

13. And once a month you will have a major flushing of your bowels.

14. Once every other month you and I will go away for a weekend, and have a complete and major D/s session.  Where you shall be paraded as My bytch boi, My wifey, or toy.  More often if I decide to move back to Kansas City, MO.

15. Every night you are to give me oral and anal attentions. Both before and following my baths.

16. CBT shall be administered at My personal desire and discretion/frequently. 

17. My sons shall have some say and rule over you.  This does not mean in any sexual manner.

18. Washing dishes, doing the laundry, cooking/preparing the meals and serving any and all members of the household.

19. Doing the floors mopping, sweeping, vacuuming, etc

20. Grocery shopping

21. Basic home repair, auto repair, insuring the automobiles are always filled with gas.

22. Mow the lawn or insure someone competent is hired to do it.

VANILLA APPEARANCE, DUTIES:

1. We attend family functions together.

2. Once a month we have Sunday dinner out at a restaurant

3. Drive Me to work most mornings

4. Bring Me lunch to work some days, when I want it

5. Once a month we have a weekend, 

6. You will be responsible for driving, wherever/whenever I dictate, so keep your driver's license current.

Hopefully, I won't have to answer this question again.  Keep in mind this is just a basic list and may not incorporate all of your duties.  I can amend or rescind it as the mood strikes.

Hi, I just added a video diary and sadly the audio is off, so I decided to once again attempt to share My wants in print.  Although for some reason, reading comprehension is alluding a number of males. 

How you approach a person to 'dance', defines the rest of the steps you take with them.  If you are clumsy and step on their toes you may not get another dance.  If you promise a waltz then do the 'jerk' you are guaranteed to be left standing in the middle of the floor alone. 

So it is best to always put your best foot forward, and sweep your intended off their feet.  I do not mean that in a literal sense.  The messages you send to someone who has caught your eye, is the beginning of the courtship phase.  This is when you are trying to show that you are the best candidate.  The one worth their time.  That out of all the other messages received, yours is the stand out.  But this is only the introduction.

Once you have received a favorable response, now begins the true courtship.  Following are the steps to take, so you don't fall flat on your ass:

1.  Be honest.  Don't promise a trip around the world, when the best you can provide is a trip to the zoo.  If you are married post, mention it, re-iterate it, but don't lie about it.  There are lot of Doms and Dominas which don't mind taking an attached sub/slave.  I am not one of them.
2. Actually read the person profile, you may actually learn what their interest and desires are, so you don't end up wasting their time.  Especially when it is apparent that the two of you want different things.  If you can't relocate, provide 24/7, be a live-in, why send an introduction claiming to want Their collar on your neck, when it has been stated plainly that full-time committed is what they seek.
3. If you have made contact and are now being considered by that One, insure that lines of communication are open.  If exchanges here progress to emails, give a valid, daily monitored email address.  When it progresses to phone calls, call when instructed.  Be near your phone and available at the appointed time.  If an emergency of some kind comes up, make certain that you let that D know immediately.  A Dom/Domina should NEVER have to wait by the phone for a call from u.  It just is not done.
4. A lot of times, when conversing in script, tone does not carry over.  Only words are seen and read.  Think about what you are typing, take the time to insure it is worded properly.  Be careful of typing a phrase that is often used as a snide remark.  Such as 'whatever', 'if you say so', 'yeah, yeah, yeah'. 
5. If you don't click, you don't click.  I truly believe that there is someone out there for everyone. It sometimes take time to find what suit fits better and looks best on you. 
6. And if I have to hear the phrase, "be discreet" one more time, I will riot. *joking  But the truth is, We have as much to gain or lose, if our private life become a public spectacle, so don't always behave as if your privacy is so more sacred than ours.  My family and friends are aware of Me and My life, but that does not mean it still isn't My private life.

And this is, about respect.  If u cannot be relied upon to show that, even during the courtship, then why would anyone believe you will during the 'marriage' I use marriage as synonym for enslavement.

I know that I am a Demanding, hard to please, severe and on occasion rigid Supreme Bitch (notice the 'B' is capitalized), but you never see the 'beast' until u have un-royally pissed Me off.  So bois, respect Me and I will listen with an open ear.  This is not a vanilla romance, this is about trust, respect, and honor.  Not trying to get your dick wet.

Thank you E/everyone, I shall try to do something about the audio.  Although, I begin to think it is after the trolls hear My voice that they begin to fall back into 'man want woman' role.  It might just be best to leave it as is.

So, it seems that once more again I have been inundated with bullshyt and blunder.  IN other words, males who are here only for the pleasure of playing online. From this moment forward, if some small minded ass-wipe starts a faux conversation with Me, full of lies, crap, and utter bullshyt I shall post his name in My journal along with said conversation.  I hope this will weed out any idiot that wants to waste My time, and hopefully enable the true Dominas on this site added information, to dismiss these "worm food entities" without having to spend time on them.

BE WARNED.  I am fair enough to the masses that I believe in warning ahead of time.  My time is valuable.  There are many females on this site who want only online subs.  So please seek them. DO NOT SEND ME ANY MESSAGES.  Especially full of lies of submission.

Thank you.