Beautiful young Princess, I am a slave of my

                                         desires. Your beauty makes me unable to think

                                         straight and all I want is to crawl to your magnificent

                                         feet and be accepted as your slave.

                                         I am a loser in life and I need to worship and serve a young,

                                         beautiful Princess. So please, I beg You, reach out your

                                         little finger, manipulate and exploit me financially

                                         and humiliate me, at the tip, of your middle finger!

                                         Please, please Princess, give me a chance to prove myself

                                         a useful piggy. I beg You...