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| Preamble: The last bit, about my tastes, was what I wrote quickly in making this profile is a summary of why I have an active account here, instead of throwing caution to the wind on other dating sites and dealing with a mix of types. I know I want to be with someone dominant. However, if you're going to message me, I'm not on here to talk further about my sexual tastes. They're actually pretty simple, and even some vanilla guys can half-ass it. It grosses me out to talk about it with strangers, though. Honestly, this whole website grosses me out. The color scheme is red & black, which reminds me of really trashy, skinny metalheads with greasy goatees who would have no idea how to take me out to dinner. Very close to every message I get on here is directly related to the sender's pathetic ballsac, aching to just hear me declare my tit size. I don't want to talk to you about sex. I want to talk to you about what makes me a person, and what makes you a person, and what we would be laughing about when we're not fucking. I have interests and disinterests listed on my profile that have nothing to do with your groin, and talking about those things is what will get you to a point where we know each other and I'm naked in your arms.
I am a Natural History major and work only sporadically. I enjoy being taken out but I don't have any kind of "minimum income" mentality. I have my own apartment that I share with one girl my age, but it is too large for us. I live close to my family. I don't have pets but the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is that I will one day be able to adopt nine huskies. Another dream is traveling to Antarctica, but other than that I don't like the idea of leaving Manhattan. If you're in Brooklyn, anticipate coming here more often than I go there. I will not go to the Bronx or Staten Island. Queens is up for discussion. If you live anywhere outside of these three boroughs of NYC, feel free to message me about graphic novels or nutrition, but do not try to appeal to me romantically, I don't believe in people without seeing them regularly.
You might think I sound harsh, or like a bitch, or like the worst kind of girl on a dating site, or possibly like the worst kind of submissive girl. Please understand that the volume of messages in our inboxes actually upsets us. Poor, poor us, I know. But really, some of you are just fucking terrible. And we read the messages! And we think of them throughout the day. And our days can suck because of it. And we don't answer most of them. And we sound more and more bitter with every profile revision. But we try to let our best traits shine through - like my eloquence, for instance - and then that one message comes. That one message from that one guy, 2 years after you made your profile, who's got the beard you like and doesn't fuck up too much. He smiles and you know what he means. And he wants it to last a long time, just like you do. We're not on here to answer the messages we get every day. We're on here to wait for that one.
I have never read Fifty Shades of Grey. Please stop telling me not to read it.
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I am hoping to meet a man over 35 who is on the tall side, has a full beard, and who is not thin. I respond much better to praise than criticism but have been only with timid vanilla partners, so I don't know what a proper balance of these things would be like. I prefer rough, fast physicality to anything tender. My fantasies revolve around the age of 12 and lines crossed by family. I have no notable trauma in these areas. I will not talk further about these things, because I hate being masturbation fodder for strangers; I don't like any sex from a distance. I am relationship-oriented, so if you absolutely know that you don't want anything serious or long-term, I'd prefer not to meet, but I know these things take their own form, so openness and fluidity are understandable. I am not open to receiving oral sex, and am not comfortable with conversation about cunnilingus - this is a hard boundary. My measurements after losing 75 lbs recently (so far) are 38-29-39.
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