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| My mind is like a Salvador dali painting a beautiful disaster I can simultaneously; beat 10 grandmasters at chess, solve the Rubik’s cube by telekinesis whilst mixing you a martini, and ravish your very essence with a mere sideway glance. I invented bubble baths, the shoe, multiple-orgasms and the letter "oO" ;)
Searching – a more bold statement than it seems.
The following need not apply, pro-clowns, cheats, liars & those that think this is about who is in charge of the remote control. Thrill seeking trolls - may I suggest the shower-head. And for those dubious elves that can verify themselves may I be so bold as to suggest your a figment of someone's imagination - and by someone I mean an idiot
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