The Non-Negotiables: If you can't live with them... then don't message me (quite simple):

1. I will not relocate outside of Manhattan, neither will I consider a long-distance relationship. I enjoy a burgeoning career and vibrant social life here and have no care to leave my city. Please live in New York, NY if you are prospecting for a serious relationship.

2. I neither respond nor take likely to being called a "slut/bitch/whore" -- what I give is pure and wholehearted, not promiscuous, and disrespectful, vulgar verbiage does not turn me on. 

3. Should you contact me, we should be capable of holding our first few conversations without discussing sexual proclivities/chemistry. It's important to have a grasp of personal chemistry and attraction first.

4. If [Your Age] - [My Age] = __ > 35, there is a low likelihood of compatibility. Please acknowledge that I will not consider you seriously if you're pushing past 45, I'm looking for a man somewhat proximate to my age.

Remember who reins in Master's absence... You will receive all due respect and reverence, but please do not break my rules.