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I have a very mild form of Tinnitus (ringing of the ear) and I'm witty.  I think cunnilingus and fellatio are funny sounding words.  The shorter the walk on the beach, the better.  Watching TV after a year of not watching TV is a good experience.  The white keys on a piano are just as good as the black keys and racism sucks and C# should wear a turban.  The government should have given everybody 25 thousand dollars rather than bail out any company.