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Then wrestle disaster to the ground and make her my bitch.
I am Brilliant, Brash, Insouciant, and "Intense" -- whatever that means.
I'm peter pan in wolfs clothing dressed in a business suit going to a ball to fight a banker win the girl reject the princess kill the dragon and make off with all your base...
are belong to me.
I crack the shell of social veneer on a daily basis. Peering inside to knit form and function from the gooey mess that is the human heart.
I try very hard to avoid being in any way reductive or underbearing.
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I have high standards and great expectations. I don't settle, and I don't do compromise. I want what I want, and I generally get it.
I am an INTJ
In exchange, I offer strength, sanity, stability, and loyalty like nothing you've known. I'm an expert problem solver, and I eat other people's drama for breakfast. I am fearless, unshakable, and can wear your "baggage" as a fucking necklace.
Above all: I will think so that you can feel.
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I have oodles of Cognitive flexibility
I am manifold
I'm too peremptory for friends.
I'm a wrecking ball of mindfuckery
I'm an iconoclast religiously
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